mujhe koi problem nahin.

aap change chahthe the.

woh tha kuchh aur

len den ka overdose

overdose mujhe nahin chahiye

overdose ke darr mein
dose peena bhool gaye
marne ke darr mein
hum jeena bhool gaye

rotfl

kya kya yaad rakhein
baaton se tumhaari behekein
dose jo mil gaya
jeena safal ho gaya

roz tay karta hoon
sab kuchh bhula doon
kya kya bhoolna chaahoon
roz yaad karta hoon

hee hee


chaahat ko bhulaa daalo
kuchh bhoolne kii chaahat
kuchh bhulaane kii chaahat
yaadon ko gale lagaalo

meethi yaadein ..talkh yaadein
buland hausale...toot-te iraade
kabhi shama kabhi shabnam
kabhi purnoor..kabhi purnam

ab ye tukbandi khatam


yuck

Vallah kya baat hai
Tukbandion ki barsaat hai
Ise "Yuk" na kahiye
Mazedaar falsafe contiued rakhiye

(Oops! Pardon my Urdu! )

dil to bhar gaya...
itne kavi aur kavitaayein....
aakhir hum kahaan paayein?

mujhse pehle kitne shayar
aaye, aaker chale gaye
kuchh aahen bharker laute
kuchh gaaker chale gaye
woh main aur BTM
ek pal ka kissa hain
kal juda ho jaayenge
aaj tumhara hissa hain

ek se badhkar ek...
donon mile is tarah..
yeh hona hi tha...
pata hai taza khabar ?
Btm bangaya Sofia Loren !

BTM aur Sophia Lauren?
Yeh kya maajra hai?

BTM"s threatening to exchange
Names with Sophia Loren
Losing bets in games
Propels her into fame...

drake...yeh link dekho !

http://www.hamaraforums.com/index.php?show...6654&st=315

hee hee

humein kya pata tha
humein kya khabar thi
ki daaktar ke haath
usne naak badali thi !!!!

Usne jyonhi badli naak
aapne badal dala naam
zara zara si baat-pe
kyon karti ho aise kaam?

meri kya jurrat .. bataao
ilzaam sar se hataao
bhagwaan ne naak dii
kya thii usmein kamii ???

naak apni usne katwaaii
naam mujhe badalna pada
ab meri nahin sunwaaii
ghalati uski...bhogna pada !

Yeh Kahaan Aagaye Hum?

Sar phodo kendra mein
jahan sar ke sath
dimag ka dahi karneki
poori suvidha maujood hai

Acchha Hua O BTM
aapke is naam se
zyada suit karta hai
aapko kehna 'Sophia Lauren'

fauran dafaa karo lauren !

Sophia of sweet smile?

Sophia lauren pata nahin

mein Akeli is sheher mein

24 hr lagte hi

mere post dikhne mein

pata nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin kab tak

policing mere sar pe

*baal kheeching desperation mein *



kyunki time nahin milta

gaana upload karne ka

pata nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin kab tak

policing mere sar pe

*baal kheeching desperation mein *

muskuraane kii wajah do !

kaho kya khwahish hai?

jab jaadoogar hi bola...
khul ja sim sim...
kyon BTM na banjaye..
apun ka Sofia Loren ?

Ban gayi Sophia Loren
Apni turned mod Bahen
Ab Loren hatana hai
Jadugarji ye karwana hai

Loren hatao Sophie banao
SF ye yaad rahe
Film fame kuch nahin
Sophi(knowledge) ke aage

Jadugar ye chamatkar dikhao
Sophie, sophistry, sophisticated samjhao...

sophie se maango muaafi
dukh pahuncha hoga kaafi

jab btm bani lauren
usne socha hoga zaroor
ab main btm jaisi langoor ???

Btm bani sophia loren
aur main bana dempsey

btm langoor kab se?

angoor khatte tab se !

langoor, angoor....Gorilla ...Grapes ?

Grapes Ginger Gorilla Glutton

Glutton Glorious...Goodies Galore !

Galore Goodies Gobbled Gloriously.

BTM is a goodie?
Who has gobbled her?
Has she been reborn?
Is she called Sophia?

Sophiaaaaaaaaa.....O my....

gobble me u could
stick in ur craw
for sure i would

Chocolate khaane wale bachche

Kyon ho gaya na?

kya ho gaya bataao

baal kheenching sar phoding

mere posts ka jawaab

mandrake nahin de rahe

ek reply ke liye

mein aur meri shayari

Liquor gayab ho gayi

Hey sakhee kya hua?

Aisa maine kya kiya?

aisa kaun-sa prashna tha

jiska uttar nahi diya?

Sharabi aankhen gulabi chehra

kiske darshan huay subah ?

koi sapna dekh liya

prashna tou kuch nahin
yoon hee taang kheenching
long time no see
was just Time passing

Sapnon mein dekha Sapna

sapne agar sach hote !