wow...i envy you.

NO...only when am sure that am alone.

DO YOU ENJOY MARRIAGES / FETES?

NO...hate public events...much rather be by myself


DO U HAVE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS OFTEN?

NO...very few and very far.

DO YOU LIKE COTTONS?

YES ...live in cotton

DO U PREFER WIMMEN IN SAREES OVER SALWARS?

YES... saree is the most elegant clothing ever invented..but then, modern life demands more flexible attire.. still i root for saree..


DO YOU LIKE WESTERN CLOTHES?

YES..if one can carry em off why not.......i cant

IS IT VERY HOT THERE?

NO...perfect weather with drizzling... lots of greenery.. heaven.

DO YOU VISIT THE DENTIST REGULARLY?

yikes........NO.....i shove things under the gums n forget they exist i shud..sigh


SHOULD INDIA HAVE DAYLIGHT SAVING?

NO... lets lead simple lives.. :

IS CLEANLINESS A DREAM IN OUR COUNTRY?

YES...a very distant dream


YOU THINK WE'LL LEARN TO PULL THE FLUSH ANYTIME SOON?

YES...did i tell you..am an optimist. after all everybody including sabjiwala has learnt to use Cell...

DO YOU ENJOY A COLD SHOWER?

NO.....am a warm person by nature

the same sabziwalas that pee on the road n spit wherever possible


SHUD THE DRIVING AGE BE REDUCED TO 16?

so much for taking the side of sabjiwalas.. .

NO..omg, already getting enough hair-rising experiences thanks to those guys on those bikes... what i advice is to make it mandatory for those young people to visit a hospital and be in the side of accident victims for a day.. to impart wisdom..

DO YOU DRAW / WRITE FOR YOUR KIDS' HOMEWORK?

YES........ aaaargh......am taking art classes for the kid



CAN U DRIVE?

YES... anything on two wheels or four..and also two legs as said by my Bhabhi ji..

DO YOU THROW PARTIES OFTEN?

NO..never.....am not a formal person...frenz keep dropping in for meals when their help is absent like today

HAVE U EVER DONE/TRIED DOPE?

NO... never know how ppl get time for it. Music is my dope.. :

ISNT IT NICE TO HAVE FRIENDS AT HOME..WHO ARE INFORMAL?

YES.........i dont even know how to be formal...ppl who meet me for the first time think i am weird... but my frenz now understand my informality n behave the same way with me


YOU GET ON WELL WITH UR SISTERS' HUSBANDS?

YES....no problems there..

IS IT DIFFICULT TO STAND UP AND SAY NO, WHEN ALL ARE SAYING YES?

YES...but i love being contrary

DO U STAND UP FOR WHAT U BLV?

YES...absolutely.

DO YOU SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND YOU, WHO ARE SIMILARLY MINDED?

NO..not really...they think i am weird


DO U HAVE SOUTH INDIAN CUISINE AT HOME DAILY?

YES... chawal, dhal,sambar, rasam,sabji..curds.. I do enjoy north indian food when ever i go to restaurant.. variety is the spice ....

YOU?

me what? NO..not south indian daily...but idlis n dosas r on everyonez menu these days

u get the bestest south indian food in calcutta these bumbaiyyas cant get it right


ARE U ADDICTED TO CHAT? (AS IN CHATTING ONLINE)

NO...in the beginning i used to think that the best way to make friends is to be on chat lines..but a little jaunt proved how wrong i was...I just stuck to my company... Main aur mera tanhai....

ARE MEN BASICALLY BOORS?

NO..am sure they arent,...tho the ones i have met..can be boorish

DID U WAIT FOR THAT REPLY?

YES..till i fell asleep in my chair. :

ARENT WOMEN BETTER MANAGERS THAN MEN?

NO...i think its an individual thing

ARE U GOOD AT FOLLOWING ORDERS?

YES...once i get to know the caliber of the person who orders.. makes life so easy..

DO YOU SHOP QUICKLY?

YES..very fast

are u good at giving orders?

wow..that is nice. you belong to rare species.. :

NO..i would like the people know the urgency and let them work at their pace..as fast as they can. makes sense to me..i think..

DO YOU GET HURT BY INSENSITIVITY OF PPL AROUND YOU?

YES...n its amazing how insensitive in how many different ways ppl can be


DO U APOLOGIZE EASILY?

YES...no qualms about it..none is perfect anyways..and it is so boring to be pefect..i guess. :


DO WE NEED TO BE AMBITIOUS?

YES.....i dont..but sumone better be ambitious nahin to progress mankind ki kabhi nahin hoti/hogi
i'll just piggyback

ARE U AMBITIOUS?

NO...not at all.

DO YOU FEEL INSECURE OFTEN?

NO..not really..i dont think much

DID U SPECIALIZE IN ANYTHING?

YES....de-litigating. : when one cant be a judge or an advocate..

ARE YOU AFRAID OF INJECTIONS?

NO....not at all.........but strangely...images of junkies injecting themselves makes me want to throw up...cant watch those visuals

HAVE A HYPOCHONDRIAC IN THE FAMILY?

Yes..


Are you one? (Hypochondriac)

NO.......cudnt be further from one

DO U ATTEND TO UR HEALTH SWIFTLY?

Nope..

Do you love attending family functions?

NO...not functions..i love hanging out with my "extended immediate " family like mamaz, maamiz, cousins .......but formal functions with door daraaz ke relatives...ugh ..no

DO U WEAR NEW CLOTHES ON FESTIVALS?

YES...but the joy is lost with so many clothes around..still with tags on. amazing how we find wearing those comfortable oldies...again n again.


EVER THOUGHT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE?

NO.......but a painful death scares me

DO U THINK RAHUL GANDHI WILL MAKE A GOOD PM?

NO...somehow, i abhor gandhis..had enough of them.


DO YOU HAVE A SHOWCASE AT HOME STUDDED WITH ARTIFACTS?

NO....am a kanjoos n lazy to boot.....who will dust all that

DO U ENJOY WESTERN CLASSICAL?

yep..that is so true.

YES...can loose myself in Beethoven's moonlight sonata...

DO YOU HAVE A MODULAR KITCHEN?

NO...just a regular kitchen

ARE U INSEPARABLE FROM UR LAPTOP (IF U HAVE ONE) ?

NO...detest laptops..they look so snobbish when we are out. maybe i am nt a techie....

DO KIDS NEED INTERNET?

YES.....we need the internet for the kids their projects etc..........no surfing allowed at this age

DONT U THINK U R UP RATHER LATE??