Are U A Good Swimmer?, then share ur tips |
Are U A Good Swimmer?, then share ur tips |
SAJJAD |
Sep 30 2005, 03:07 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2427 Joined: 22-October 03 From: MEMPHIS, TN U.S.A Member No.: 16 |
No problem! If we don't hear from u...then we know wat happened to u..... Just a cheap joke! lol
good luck! keep kicking....1 day u will get it! U have no idea how many gallons of chlorine water i drank b4 i learned how to swim! Make sure u wash ur teeth/mouth after u swim - goray folks dry clean in the bathroom not like us Did i make u sick? Its ok - this builds ur immune system If you get in bed with government, you should expect to walk funny the next day!!!!!!!!!!! |
IDOL |
Sep 30 2005, 03:49 AM
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#17
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5434 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Calgary, Canada Member No.: 1583 |
No problem! If we don't hear from u...then we know wat happened to u..... Just a cheap joke! lol good luck! keep kicking....1 day u will get it! U have no idea how many gallons of chlorine water i drank b4 i learned how to swim! Make sure u wash ur teeth/mouth after u swim - goray folks dry clean in the bathroom not like us Did i make u sick? Its ok - this builds ur immune system ok .......................................................................
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Talaikya |
Sep 30 2005, 04:02 AM
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#18
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7498 Joined: 14-April 04 Member No.: 402 |
Online swimming lessons??!!
What next - oooops sorry, forget I asked (especially Sajjad bhai) You must be the change you want to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi |
IDOL |
Sep 30 2005, 04:05 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5434 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Calgary, Canada Member No.: 1583 |
i also drunk alot of Cl ...........i get stmoch pain later on ..........and i hate when it comes into my mouth...........caoz i see people's feet ........i saw a lady wearing her runnin shoes Yuke!.......excuse me
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Akhtar |
Sep 30 2005, 11:22 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2295 Joined: 26-June 04 From: London Member No.: 568 |
QUOTE Pradeep If you were a young lad, and I was your swimming instructor, I would pull down your shots and throw it in the 25 meter arena. OMG! Khobi-ji's threads/posts are just too funny! yes rom ji............that's why i asked zaira if she votes me to challenge Ellen Khobi, two dialogues inspired from the movies: 1. Jo Dar Gaya, So Mar Gaya. 2. Jisne Ki Sharam, Uske Phute Karam. Its very necessary to gain on one's shyness and fear. These two often brings a person down. Instead why don't you let these two fight against each other? Just think your friend is in danger and crying for your help at the 25 meter spot. What do you do? If you were a young lad, and I was your swimming instructor, I would pull down your shots and throw it in the 25 meter arena. In such a case who would lead? your fear or your shyness? Who would be more agressive? pradeep ji...........ur worse than my instructor.............if u pull me into water.....................still if u do so.......ehh...........i wont take off my life jacket anyways ............so ur gonna be as pissed off as my teacher .................but nice tips.............today i did it for an hour............very good............very bravely.............veyr nicelly...........even didn't get drowned.............but, with a life jacket ................anyways, i need an expert's idea pleej I can swim! i can swim is not enough for me........................share , why ur successful..........and how confidently u used the word " i can" ..........caoz i almost forgot if that word exists anymore ........what i always say to teacher is the opposite " i can't" Its just one of those things, you have to practise hard and work a lot before you get the hang of it, but once you do, it really is a breeze. And - well, I am never short of confidence. |
IDOL |
Sep 30 2005, 07:17 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5434 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Calgary, Canada Member No.: 1583 |
wooow akhtar..........that was a good tip though very precise.........thnx
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YaarMere |
Sep 30 2005, 07:32 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2897 Joined: 24-December 03 Member No.: 5 |
Wots with all the scientific help ppl? Just tell her to watch Baywatch, that will do the trick!!
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preet |
Sep 30 2005, 08:10 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5891 Joined: 25-April 04 From: Earth Member No.: 429 |
this is funny online swimming course indeed!!!! in school, when i opted for swimming as my summer special classes my teacher requested me to go and join some other class after a week i would always sink and she had to fish me out
"When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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IDOL |
Sep 30 2005, 09:52 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5434 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Calgary, Canada Member No.: 1583 |
this is funny online swimming course indeed!!!! in school, when i opted for swimming as my summer special classes my teacher requested me to go and join some other class after a week i would always sink and she had to fish me out hahah preety girl.............same here as soon as i pass the 10 metre portion..............i reach to 3.5 metre deep arena...........i directly go down..........and then teacher has to jump and take me out...... ..............worst of all..........i drink that dirty water full of Cl. ...............it's almost a routin for me to get drowned and teacher pull me up ..........now adays when i go for practice........the life guards already know me..............so they bring their chair close to pool as soon as they see me ............the other day, i had all my safty equipment on...................and just beside me there was a 10 year old boy with nothing on him.......... .........he was staring at me and would be thinking...........what's up "aunty"....don't u feel embrassed standing beside me with all those safty equipments.............and i was starrin at him.......hooo, kool kid .........imagine this scene .......................................................................
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rom |
Sep 30 2005, 10:07 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 6784 Joined: 6-February 04 Member No.: 233 |
Good good! Khobi-ji is still with us, despite Sajjad-bhai's tips!
THE INTELLIGENT MUST MAKE CONCESSIONS! |
preet |
Sep 30 2005, 10:35 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5891 Joined: 25-April 04 From: Earth Member No.: 429 |
~~ Preety--I cant believe that being a fish u cant even swim--her jaga naam kharaab karti ho ~~ main fish nahi hu mermaid hu paani se bahaar rehti hu hamesha i know im in for some comments now "When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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preet |
Sep 30 2005, 10:52 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5891 Joined: 25-April 04 From: Earth Member No.: 429 |
Zaira Mermaid ka matlab jal pari nahi hua mer means water and maid means unmarried woman kisi ko angrezi aati hi nahi yahaa
"When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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preet |
Sep 30 2005, 11:26 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5891 Joined: 25-April 04 From: Earth Member No.: 429 |
oh but im know for my beauty too you know
aur zaraa bataao to agar pari hu to mere pankh kahaa hain no pankh naa to that means im not fairy.... i will take it as a compliment ki tumko meri photu pari jaisee lagi "When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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IDOL |
Oct 1 2005, 12:41 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 5434 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Calgary, Canada Member No.: 1583 |
Mashallah..............instead of swimming tips.........some are turned to be fish........some are mermaids..........some are whale.............and who's crub now?...only Zaira remained human, to conquire the world as all jumped into the sea
~~ LOLLLLLLLLL Ha ha ha Khobi--that is damn funny-- Arey tum fikar mat karo--U have sooo many well-wishers--U cant drown--koi na koi bacha hi layga BTW Khobi---Azgarrr knows swimming---LOL--azgar why dont u tell her the tips (i cant stop laughing) Preety--I cant believe that being a fish u cant even swim--her jaga naam kharaab karti ho ~~ no zairrrr....................if Azgar knew he would post right a way.............i didn't see any reaction from him..............that means he himself drunk plenty of chlorine...........and might be still drinking ...........by the way it's a good beverage .......................................................................
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sandyk |
Feb 28 2006, 02:43 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 7-February 06 Member No.: 4675 |
Mashallah..............instead of swimming tips.........some are turned to be fish........some are mermaids..........some are whale.............and who's crub now?...only Zaira remained human, to conquire the world as all jumped into the sea ~~ LOLLLLLLLLL Ha ha ha Khobi--that is damn funny-- Arey tum fikar mat karo--U have sooo many well-wishers--U cant drown--koi na koi bacha hi layga BTW Khobi---Azgarrr knows swimming---LOL--azgar why dont u tell her the tips (i cant stop laughing) Preety--I cant believe that being a fish u cant even swim--her jaga naam kharaab karti ho ~~ no zairrrr....................if Azgar knew he would post right a way.............i didn't see any reaction from him..............that means he himself drunk plenty of chlorine...........and might be still drinking ...........by the way it's a good beverage practice more on your breathing - it's the breathing that lets people down. Stand at the shallow end of the pool, while holding to the trough of the pool take breathe in ( make sure its in your lungs and not your mouth), out you head under water and then breathe out through your mouth while slowly raising your head out of water. Plus remember to be relax when swimming if you are not relaxed then you fight against the water and that makes u sink [i]Armaan tha gulsan pur barsoon, kisi shookh ke dama pur barsoon, afsoos ke kismet ne meri mujhe kha pur le mara
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