A Joke, Not For Minors ;) Options

[bawlachintu]

Good one

[Faraaj73]

It's Personal
At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer. After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors.

One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting next to him. He took the note from her and read, "I'm going to bang you like you've never been banged before."

The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket. "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" ordered the judge.

"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."

[simplefable]

here is one from me..


A man with no arms and legs is sunbathing on the beach.

He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, ‘Have you ever been hugged?’ The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.

The second says to him, ‘Have you ever been kissed?’ He shakes his head. She kisses him.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, ‘Have you ever been screwed?’ ‘No,’ says the man, his eyes lighting up.

‘Well, you are now. The tide’s coming in.’



This post has been edited by simplefable: Jul 9 2009, 07:47 PM

[bawlachintu]

Why Sachin is known as a gentleman
Someone forwarded it to me thru mail , enjoy friends.



This post has been edited by bawlachintu: Jul 10 2009, 09:48 AM

[simplefable]

BC bhai...may be he got eyes for BETTER things???

[bawlachintu]

May be

[Faraaj73]

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!

[Marcilo]

BC bhai...may be he got eyes for BETTER things???

angle nahi banta tha udher se

[Marcilo]

It's Personal
At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer.

Not sure if your guys have heard this or not but this one is really funny

Sanata and banta were looking for job and were told to check wanted column… well first thing they read was – wanted two white men, in mid twenties, for rape.

Santa to banta, saanu ni rakhaan gee eh log

[Faraaj73]

Etiquette Class
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."

So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher passed out.

[simplefable]

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

So Charlie says,

[bawlachintu]

[Faraaj73]

"Dating two sisters is a pretty hard task, especially when they both live in the same convent."
-Derek Winsworth

[yogihit]

Funny Lines

“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex”

Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Blood”


In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

8 year son: Dad what’s sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

Virginity is Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..Lack of 0pportunity…”

Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE [....]

A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.

[Faraaj73]

A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.