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post Oct 22 2009, 03:45 PM
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Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. The other ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what the most popular song is that people sing in the shower?"

The friend shook her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."


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Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski

I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden
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post Oct 22 2009, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(Faraaj73 @ Oct 22 2009, 11:15 AM) *

Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. The other ten percent of them sing."

"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what the most popular song is that people sing in the shower?"

The friend shook her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."


the 10% all prob sing

Cool electron ( erection? biggrin.gif ) super fusion
Get this baby, up an' movin'
(Come on come on come on come on down)
(Come on come on come on come on down)
(Come on come on come on come on fly on down)
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post Oct 29 2009, 03:13 PM
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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent b*st*rd,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'


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Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski

I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden
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post Oct 29 2009, 03:17 PM
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post Oct 29 2009, 04:53 PM
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post Oct 29 2009, 10:28 PM
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Reminds me of a joke I half remember.

The old man was dying. He called his very beautiful and extremely sexy wife to his death bed and as his last wish asked her if She had ever slept with other men.
The wife replied I have always been faithful to you. The only two times I erred was to help you.
Man asked her to explain.
She said remember the time you felt your promotion wouldn't come because the boss didn't like you. Well I figured he likes me. So... that was the first time and you got the promotion.
Ok said the man. And the other time?
Well remember when you wanted to be the Golf Club secretary. The selection committee had 150 members and you were sure of getting only 5 votes.
Oh my Gosh rose the man in terror, "I got 120 votes"!

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sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….”

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post Oct 30 2009, 09:19 AM
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QUOTE(Faraaj73 @ Oct 29 2009, 03:13 PM) *

'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'


QUOTE(hildebrand @ Oct 29 2009, 10:28 PM) *

Oh my Gosh rose the man in terror, "I got 120 votes"!


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After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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"Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.."



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post Nov 10 2009, 03:20 PM
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Height of Double Daring.

A girl to mom: Mom, I hav started luving a boy..
Mom: what? How old is he? What does he do?
Gal: He is 3 months old, happily kicking in my stomach!


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post Nov 10 2009, 10:13 PM
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Bhola with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But .. what happened to your other ear?"

"That scoundrel called back."

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Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho

“Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti
wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain
sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….”

Please Visit
http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar

http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long.

http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan

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post Nov 10 2009, 11:59 PM
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Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho

“Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti
wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain
sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….”

Please Visit
http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar

http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long.

http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan

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post Nov 11 2009, 12:00 AM
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Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho

“Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti
wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain
sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….”

Please Visit
http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar

http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long.

http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan

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post Nov 19 2009, 12:22 AM
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ."
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 26 2009, 12:46 PM) *

Best way to get money from any women…

“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?”

“Certainly not.”

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”

He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.”

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post Feb 17 2010, 11:08 PM
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Something on administration tongue1.gif

"What we Always Suspected - There is a Scientific Explanation for the Growth of Administrations"

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered. The element, tentatively named ADMINISTRATIUM, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0.

However, it does have 1 Neutron, 128 Assistant Neutrons, 75 Vice-Neutrons and 111 Assistant Vice Neutrons. This gives it an atomic weight of 315. These 315 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called Morons.

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every other reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally occur in less than one second.

Administratium has a normal life of approximately 3 years, at which time it does not decay, but instead, undergoes a reorganization in which Assistant Neutrons, Vice-Neutrons and Assistant Vice-Neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic weight actually increases after each reorganization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government, large companies, healthcare facilities and universities; and will often be found in the newest, best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where it is allowed to accumulate.

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Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"


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