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Spousal Humor
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| pinky |
  Nov 21 2007, 09:02 PM
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. [2] We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. [3] I take my wife everywhere..... But she keeps finding her way back. [4] I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. [5] We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. [6] She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"..... So I bought her an electric chair. [7] My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." [8] She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. [9] She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?".... The driver said "No, jump in!" [10] Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. [11] I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. [12] The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" "The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched...but are felt in the heart." Far, very far, into the world of the farthest beyond My hope carries me and places me On the sweetest lap of the unknown. There i behold my self-form In the Dance-Delight of the Absolute Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born Every morn and every Night Some are born to sweet Delight Some are born to Endless night |
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| parag_sankla |
Feb 15 2008, 03:17 AM
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LOL
 Pinky, some of these are read before but its a nice collection. Thanks for sharing. Its good to laugh heartily at times !!! Cheers Parag Please visit www.geetadutt.com
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| simplefable |
Feb 15 2008, 08:18 AM
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 Dont know how i missed this out. A good laugh so early in the day is what we all want. Thanks Pinky..and parag...  To add one small joke.. We have a clear understanding. When She speaks, i listen. and when i listen, she speaks. Never marry a librarian, she will be always shouting " Silence...Silence. !!! " Do you know that WIFE is an abbreviation? Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment. After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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| parag_sankla |
Feb 15 2008, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE(simplefable @ Feb 14 2008, 06:48 PM)  Dont know how i missed this out. A good laugh so early in the day is what we all want. Thanks Pinky..and parag... To add one small joke.. We have a clear understanding. When She speaks, i listen. and when i listen, she speaks. Never marry a librarian, she will be always shouting " Silence...Silence. !!! " Do you know that WIFE is an abbreviation? Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment. Another one which I have heard is : Worries Invited For Ever  Parag Please visit www.geetadutt.com
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| pinky |
Feb 15 2008, 12:05 PM
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QUOTE(parag_sankla @ Feb 15 2008, 03:17 AM) LOL Pinky, some of these are read before but its a nice collection. Thanks for sharing. Its good to laugh heartily at times !!! Cheers Parag Most welcome QUOTE(simplefable @ Feb 15 2008, 08:18 AM) Dont know how i missed this out. A good laugh so early in the day is what we all want. Thanks Pinky..and parag... To add one small joke.. We have a clear understanding. When She speaks, i listen. and when i listen, she speaks. Never marry a librarian, she will be always shouting " Silence...Silence. !!! " Do you know that WIFE is an abbreviation? Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment. Most Welcome "The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched...but are felt in the heart." Far, very far, into the world of the farthest beyond My hope carries me and places me On the sweetest lap of the unknown. There i behold my self-form In the Dance-Delight of the Absolute Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born Every morn and every Night Some are born to sweet Delight Some are born to Endless night |
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