Ek Gaana De De :p, Requests Options

[Priya]

To know what we people think of there's no need to get
electrocuted, you just have to ask and listen and ask again... (akin to
studying)... that helps a lot!!

OH PUHLEEZE !!!!!!
Poochte haiN to kabhi seedha jawaab aata nahi. And then there is the
whole temporary amnesia for things that are inconvenient.
Although these are not characteristics of ALL women, just a lot of them.
So this ghisi-piTi line about listening is just a lot of hooey.

BUT, to give the devil its due (and to make this post relevant to this forum
), Priya does not fight dirty. Woh seedhi seedhi talwaar chalaati hai.
Lekin kuchh zyaada hi chalaati hai.
Nimmi-ji ka kuchh pata nahi. Woh kabhi mere posts ko respond karti nahi.
Aur baaki rahiN aap, can't quite tell.
SSB (Stalker SB)

Thanks! For calling me a devil. Thrilled and honoured.

Ah so to make a post relevant to the forum U can just talk about me, haan? I have become synonymous with Asha?

But to go back to this listening thing. From the little I have seen/known, women are better listeners. In the sense that they listen to signs and moods and what is unsaid. Whereas men often do not even hear what is said. True, in their listening spree, women often read what does not exist into things.
But because men are less communicative and less open in matters of the heart and also less inclined to get chatty about such things, women start with the assumption that the man does not wish to hear what she has to say. Hence the beating about the bush. When a woman says--"nothing, just..oh forget it, not important" and so on, she is actually sending out feelers to see if the man cares to know what she is feeling. Now the man lifts his head from the paper and with the first 'nothing', says 'huh' and goes back to reading. While the woman was waiting for him to take both her hands in his and say, now darling what is it!!!!
Yeah, men are from Mars and women from Venus.

Online dating class. End of Lesson 1.

[Talaikya]

OH PUHLEEZE !!!!!!
Poochte haiN to kabhi seedha jawaab aata nahi.

Priya ne already explain kiya hain, but I'll reiterate -

That's because we need to know that you're "really" interested! Till we know this, we aren't about to bare our heart and soul.

And then there is the whole temporary amnesia for things that are inconvenient.

Anyone finds it difficult to address matters that might hurt the other. It isn't about "convenience"!!

Although these are not characteristics of ALL women, just a lot of them.
So this ghisi-piTi line about listening is just a lot of hooey.

Seriously, unless I can trust you not to blow off the handle or sulk away, how do I even begin "talking" to you?? Men have very fragile egoes unfortunately. Not ALL men, just a lot of them

Aur baaki rahiN aap, can't quite tell.

Good!! Let's keep the mystery alive
You know what you have to do - ask and listen

Long time since you stalked, where have you been?? (See, it's that easy to ask... !!!)

Actually, it's been ages since I was Sani's age and times have changed, I haven't raised girls either, so I am totally unqualified to help you Sani. But if the girl you date is somewhat mature, being interested in her per se and not merely in what she can do for you, might go a long way towards helping with the relationship.

Oh by the way, what is this thread about??

[Nimii]

Nimmi-ji ka kuchh pata nahi. Woh kabhi mere posts ko respond karti nahi.
Aur baaki rahiN aap, can't quite tell.

Ayyo SB ji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where o where do thou address me : ( it is always Priya na!!!!!!!!! Poor me .. the ignored soul on this forum.

N *sob sob*

[Priya]

Oh by the way, what is this thread about??

Started with me begging for songs, then Sani wanting knowledge so that he may not be electrocuted (weird boy, Sani ) and finally with SB praising devils and deriding women. Odd folk, us.

[sani_thakur]

To know what we people think of there's no need to get
electrocuted, you just have to ask and listen and ask again... (akin to
studying)... that helps a lot!!

OH PUHLEEZE !!!!!!
Poochte haiN to kabhi seedha jawaab aata nahi. And then there is the
whole temporary amnesia for things that are inconvenient.
Although these are not characteristics of ALL women, just a lot of them.
So this ghisi-piTi line about listening is just a lot of hooey.

BUT, to give the devil its due (and to make this post relevant to this forum
), Priya does not fight dirty. Woh seedhi seedhi talwaar chalaati hai.
Lekin kuchh zyaada hi chalaati hai.
Nimmi-ji ka kuchh pata nahi. Woh kabhi mere posts ko respond karti nahi.
Aur baaki rahiN aap, can't quite tell.


SSB (Stalker SB)

Only know this Mr.Stalker - U have unconditional support from my side - ab baat kuch jamegi - welcome aboard...but beware, once u start arguing with Mrs.T - there is no turning baaackk...it is dooo orr dieeeeee...of course...we'll definitely do and try not to die :D:P

And what's with their "nevermind"s and "finee"s and "be that way"s....eh ??? And then U ask again...and then comes "i saiddd neverrminnnddddd" (with the lambi taan - that might even wow Asha & Lata too) (oooh...now we are really in for ittttt)

[sani_thakur]

Actually, it's been ages since I was Sani's age and times have changed, I haven't raised girls either, so I am totally unqualified to help you Sani. But if the girl you date is somewhat mature, being interested in her per se and not merely in what she can do for you, might go a long way towards helping with the relationship.

Me always takes super interest in my dates - me good dude.

Started with me begging for songs, then Sani wanting knowledge so that he may not be electrocuted (weird boy, Sani ) and finally with SB praising devils and deriding women. Odd folk, us.

Whatever happened to my conversation with the diva (Lata-ji) herself in the middle..!!! I wish I would have taken some more effort to talk to other diva (Asha-ji) as well - the return-jealousy from Priya would have been totally worth it..!

Well - if it's any consolation, Sani has made U a famous beggar..hehehe......kiddinnnggggggg..... & I predict/believe, this thread has a looooongg way to go before it gets lost, if ever.

[Nimii]

Whatever happened to my conversation with the diva (Lata-ji) herself in the middle..!!! I wish I would have taken some more effort to talk to other diva (Asha-ji) as well - the return-jealousy from Priya would have been totally worth it..! tongue.gif

See you missed your bus na!! If you hadnt sidelined Asha ji you would have had the time of your life in making us jealous! Tsk tsk!!

N *grins evily*

[sangeetbhakt]

OH PUHLEEZE !!!!!!
Poochte haiN to kabhi seedha jawaab aata nahi.

Priya ne already explain kiya hain, but I'll reiterate -

That's because we need to know that you're "really" interested! Till we know this,
we aren't about to bare our heart and soul.

Such a cop-out. There is that whole convenience thing coming up again.
Jawaab nahi dena chaaha to kaheNge, "he was not interested". Arre, hum
sawaal kar rahe haiN to interest to hoga hi na.

And then there is the whole temporary amnesia for things that
are inconvenient.

Anyone finds it difficult to address matters that might hurt the other.
It isn't about "convenience"!!

Seriously, unless I can trust you not to blow off the handle or sulk away,
how do I even begin "talking" to you?? Men have very fragile egoes
unfortunately. Not ALL men, just a lot of them

Not quite. Never bothers them to discuss matters that may be inconvenient
to the guy. At that point the memory is just so fresh.

And men don't have more fragile egos. We are just more sensitive. That's
all.

And anyway, why am I in the midst of this? My wife is actually nothing like
I describe. Honestly. Very seedhi seedhi. Good thing she is not on this
group or she will wonder who I am talking about

Good!! Let's keep the mystery alive
You know what you have to do - ask and listen

T-ji International Woman of Mystery

Long time since you stalked, where have you been??
(See, it's that easy to ask... !!!)

And I will answer totally seedha. None of that "keep the mystery alive".
Have been in India, in fact still here on work. Was away from the computer
for a while trekking. And even now on a slow connection.
Don't feel neglected. Soon as I am back in the US, the stalking shall begin
full force again.

Ya, this whole thread should probably be in chit-o-chat, but it is just so much
more fun here.

Nimmi-ji ka kuchh pata nahi. Woh kabhi mere posts ko respond karti nahi.
Aur baaki rahiN aap, can't quite tell.

Ayyo SB ji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where o where do thou address me : (it is always
Priya na!!!!!!!!! Poor me .. the ignored soul on this forum.

N *sob sob*

Awwwww, ro mat Nimmi. I hate tears.

Kya karooN, is forum ki queen bee to wohi hai na. And there is only
one queen in a hive.

Do behneN HF ki, do behneN HF ki
ik sinhaasan par baiThe aur "queen bee" kehlaaye
dooji uski saaye me khokar phooT phooT roye
kisko mujrim samjhe koi
SB ko dosh na lagaaye
do behneN HF ki

See, to make up for your feeling ignored, I wrote a poem in your honor.
Ab to na kaho ki you are the ignored soul.

[Nimii]

Oh wowow SB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am honored *blush*

N *blushing from pink to red*

[Priya]

Such a cop-out. There is that whole convenience thing coming up again.
Jawaab nahi dena chaaha to kaheNge, "he was not interested". Arre, hum
sawaal kar rahe haiN to interest to hoga hi na.

Sawal karne ka bhi ek andaaz hai--U must look as if Ur life depended on it. That interested.

And men don't have more fragile egos. We are just more sensitive. That's
all.

To Ur own selves!!!!

And anyway, why am I in the midst of this? My wife is actually nothing like
I describe. Honestly. Very seedhi seedhi. Good thing she is not on this
group or she will wonder who I am talking about

Why don't U 2 do a duet for us on SMNS? Like Hits and Pradeep? I mean like they did with their wives.

Awwwww, ro mat Nimmi. I hate tears.

Kya karooN, is forum ki queen bee to wohi hai na. And there is only
one queen in a hive.

Do behneN HF ki, do behneN HF ki
ik sinhaasan par baiThe aur "queen bee" kehlaaye
dooji uski saaye me khokar phooT phooT roye
kisko mujrim samjhe koi
SB ko dosh na lagaaye
do behneN HF ki

See, to make up for your feeling ignored, I wrote a poem in your honor.
Ab to na kaho ki you are the ignored soul.

Omigod that was just too too good!!!!!

[sani_thakur]

Whatever happened to my conversation with the diva (Lata-ji) herself in the middle..!!! I wish I would have taken some more effort to talk to other diva (Asha-ji) as well - the return-jealousy from Priya would have been totally worth it..! tongue.gif

See you missed your bus na!! If you hadnt sidelined Asha ji you would have had the time of your life in making us jealous! Tsk tsk!!

N *grins evily*

Hmmm...I did miss the bus, didn't I ??.....BUT...what if the bus were to come again ??? Hmmmm...yes...why did I not think of this before ??? Why do I not try to call Asha-ji up..of course...need to contact my "contacts" first to get the diva's number...hmmm.....yes....one last person to talk to from the clan (well...there is Hridaynath-ji too...but that has to wait for a while)...finee..then that is exactly what I shall "try" to do.

So...what do I get, besides jealous looks for the rest of my life (or Ur life...whichever ends first) for this hugeeee effort ???????

Well...ppl...then do know that I'll make sincere efforts to talk to Asha-ji...I wonder what I shall ask her...or tell her (besdies all that nice singing stuff...that she must be getting alllll the timeee) if I ever actually get in touch...shall not get hopes too high...but worth the try.

Sani.

[Nimii]

I hope whatever the intention be.. that you do get a chance to talk to Asha ji!

No actually we wont be jealous atleast we will feel happy that at least one among us has had the chance to talk to her!!!!!!!!!

We already do have one such individual. Kahan hai woh KCP Bhai! He did meet and talk to her!!!!!!!!!!!

N *smile*

[sani_thakur]

I hope whatever the intention be.. that you do get a chance to talk to Asha ji!

No actually we wont be jealous atleast we will feel happy that at least one among us has had the chance to talk to her!!!!!!!!!

We already do have one such individual. Kahan hai woh KCP Bhai! He did meet and talk to her!!!!!!!!!!!

N *smile*

I see - such a nice response.....pura mood kharab kar dalaa .....i wanted the fighting/jealousy to continueeeee.... - fine....we'll have truce on this one thing......

.....but my "transformation" efforts are still on

I wonder if anyone here can give me a lead. It could be something like "let's all help Sani talk to Asha" hehe...

The Indian Govt. keeps changing Lata's and Asha's numbers every 4-6 months or so. Yet their numbers keep leaking out. What might the probability of a number being repeated be ?? (yes...yes...i use engineering in everythingggg)

[Nimii]

Well Sani your efforts havent gone waste! Have they *wink* I am already in your forte posting songs of your favourite singer!

Now isnt that a good start! *grinning wickedly*

N *smile*

[sani_thakur]

Well Sani your efforts havent gone waste! Have they *wink* I am already in your forte posting songs of your favourite singer!

Now isnt that a good start! *grinning wickedly*

N *smile*

http://www.hamaraforums.com/index.php?s=&s...ndpost&p=161106

Well Nimii dear...U shall be heavily rewarded for Ur enterance to the LM forum. Yeh weekend's ke gaane aapke naam (however, from the ones requested by Priya only)...so Apni Pasand.....thread par nazar rakhna.