Best Headlines!, News Headlines of 2004 |
Best Headlines!, News Headlines of 2004 |
asad |
Feb 8 2005, 08:59 PM
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought?] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [Nuff said!] |
Chitralekha |
Apr 5 2006, 10:11 AM
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