With the increasing concern about AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases, a contest (hypothetical) was held soliciting snappy slogans.
Here are the finalists:
01. Cover your stump before you hump.
02. Life is sweeter when you swaddle your peter.
03. Before you attach her, wrap your whacker.
04. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
05. A pike with armour will never harm her.
06. If you can't seal your pecker, don't you more than neck her.
07. Don't be nuts, swaddle your putz.
08. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
09. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
10. When you're in a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
11. Don't be a loner, encase your boner.
12. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
13. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
14. The best lover is undercover.
15. Provide protection for your hot beef injection.
16. If you like her spunky, cage your monkey.
17. Provide a house for your one-eyed mouse.
18. Before you bang, insulate your whang.
19. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
20. When you undress Venus, dress your penis.
21. Even when it's not December, be sure to gift-wrap your member.
22. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
23. Don't be a fool. Vulcanise your tool.
24. The right selection: protect your erection.
25. Bury your root before you shoot.
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