Vikas & Teacher, School jokes |
Vikas & Teacher, School jokes |
Pradeep |
Dec 3 2003, 05:04 PM
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
Vikas: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Vikas: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Vikas, why are you doing your math sums on the Floor? Vikas: You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Vikas, go to the map and find North America. Vikas: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS:Vikas! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Vikas: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? Vikas: Your signature on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Vikas: Don't bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER:Vikas , give me a sentence starting with "I". Vikas: I is... TEACHER: No, Vikas. Always say, "I am." Vikas: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Vikas : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time, What a coincidence!" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Vikas : "Because George still had the axe in his hand." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Vikas : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: Now, Vikas, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Vikas : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Teacher: Vikas, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your Sister's. Did u copy her? Vikas: No, teacher, it's the same dog! kuch bhi nahin hai tera mol, boli na badi bol, khilona tu maati ka...
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Lata |
Dec 3 2003, 06:19 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2176 Joined: 31-October 03 Member No.: 69 |
He He he he.........reminded me of Suppandi jokes from Tinkle comics
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