A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
hildebrand |
Apr 23 2011, 07:41 PM
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A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner. Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was a day with #!@%*#star. DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I didn't even know what #!@%*# was..Robot slaps Dad! MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom.=))•´¨) Best Regards
Hildebrand Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho “Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….” Please Visit http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long. http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan http://www.geetadutt.com : A website dedicated to Geeta Dutt Nee Roy |
hildebrand |
Apr 24 2011, 01:03 PM
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#137
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 6729 Joined: 5-February 08 Member No.: 39973 |
A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She asked: 'What does that mean?' He said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot". She said, "Oh that's so lovely. And what about I, J, K" " I'm Just Kidding". The husband is still recovering Best Regards
Hildebrand Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho “Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….” Please Visit http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long. http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan http://www.geetadutt.com : A website dedicated to Geeta Dutt Nee Roy |
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