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Posted by: hildebrand Apr 16 2009, 01:02 PM
Starting a new thread on dialogues from films (hollywood/bollywood/others) which you really like and can't forget for some reason.
Do try to describe them as well.
First, let me post the BC ji's reported dialogue which started it:-
Vinod Khanna to Randhir Kapoor in Hath ki safai
Bachche, jis school mein tum pad rahe ho, hum uske headmaster reh chuke hain
And one from my side from one comedy I love, Some Like It Hot
an excerpt from it
After several humorous chases (and witnessing yet another mob murder), Jerry, Joe, Sugar, and Osgood escape to the millionaire's yacht. Enroute, Sugar tells Joe that she's in love with him and not with "Junior". Jerry, for his part, tries to explain to Osgood that he cannot marry him, but Osgood is oblivious to all of Jerry's objections and remains determined—to the very end—to go through with the marriage; finally, Jerry removes the wig and yells, "I'm a man!", prompting Osgood to utter the movie's memorable last line: "Well, nobody's perfect."
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Posted by: hildebrand Apr 28 2009, 09:52 PM
Kitne Aadmi The! 
(No need for more details).
Posted by: mmuk2004 Apr 28 2009, 10:01 PM
I am terrible at remembering stuff, but here's one I did not forget:
Mogambo kush hua... 
(Amrish as the villain in Mr. India talking about himself in the third person)
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 28 2009, 10:10 PM
Peene ko paani nahi .. aur muh dhoone ko soda mangta hai? - Mithun
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 29 2009, 03:59 AM
Peene ko paani nahi .. aur muh dhoone ko soda mangta hai? - Mithun
Interesting dialogue. Which movie is it from?
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 29 2009, 04:02 AM
I don't know why but I remember this dialogue from Kasam Teri Kasam(1993).
Maybe as kids me and brother liked it for it to get memorised.
The heroine (?) tells the hero Kishan Kumar in one season:-
Is ghar ko begairat behaya logon ki ayyashi ka adda mat banne do mat banne do.
No prizes for guessing who she's referring to - the second heroine!
Hero gives she's a good friends look 
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 29 2009, 04:12 AM
Found an interesting post online about various "best" dialogues in Hindi films.
Posting it for all to enjoy.
* The classic:
"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."
* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."
* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."
* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."
* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "
* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"
* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"
* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"
* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."
* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"
* " Raam Raam kaaka"
* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "
* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"
* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"
* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "
* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"
* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"
* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"
* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"
* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"
* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"
* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"
* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"
* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "
* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "
* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."
* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"
* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"
* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "
* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "
* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "
* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"
* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"
* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."
* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "
* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "
* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "
* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "
* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "
* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"
* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"
* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "
* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "
* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"
* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "
* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "
* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"
* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"
* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"
*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."
* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "
* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"
* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"
* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."
* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."
* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "
* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"
* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "
* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "
* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."
* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "
* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"
* " Bhaiyaaa!"
* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"
* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"
* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "
* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"
* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"
* "Driver, gaadi roko"
* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"
* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"
* " Goli se udaa do usse"
* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"
* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"
* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"
* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."
* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"
* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"
* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "
* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"
* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."
* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "
* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"
* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"
* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"
* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "
* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "
* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "
* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "
Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"
* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."
Here are ten more contributed by Deepak Deolalikar:
1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.
4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi
6. ham barbad ho gaye
7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........
8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
Part 2
First Top 10 Hindi Dialogues
Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
Part 3
-1--
"Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha
karna hai."
(standing standing why face you looking, go, now we need to sweeten
everyone's face)
-2--
"Parameswar ki kripa hai, masterjee"
(who cares how the heck it happened,
just shut up and take advantage of it.)
-3--
Frail girl in white salwar lying on a charpoy, dying of the hindi
movie script writer's favourite fatal illness... yes, "Munni ko
blood cayncer ho gaya hai"
"He bhagwan, meri jaan le le, aur mere beti ki jaan bacha de"
(hey god, if it's all the same to you, wanna trade my life
for my daughter's?)
By this time, everyone is resigned to the fact that the daughter
will kick the bucket within the next two minutes, just in time
for daaktarjee to come in and check her pulse... as the background
singers start clearing their throats for the obligatory
"aaa...aaa... chorus"
HINDI MOVIE ONELINERS AND PHATTAS
=================================
"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN) and his CHAMCHAS.
GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye...
Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya...
Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...
----
GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar..
GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...
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How about this classics scene:
The Hero has just married a very poor girl ( who later turns out to be
his father's friend's long lost daughter ) and has brought her home to
introduce to his parents.
Hero: Mala (for lack of a better name), Pitaji ke paon chuo.
( Mala, touch father's feet)
Mala is bending down to touch the father's feet. Suddenly, THE FATHER
MOVES BACK TWO STEPS.
Father: Tum is khandan ki bahu kabhi nahi ban sakti.
( You can never become the daughter-in-law of this house).
Father to Hero: Kamine, tune hamari ijjat ko mitti me mila diya.
Nikalja is ghar se. Aaj se tu mera beta nahin aur
me tera baap nahin. Samajh le ki tera baap mar gaya.
( You have mixed my honour in the mud. Get out of the house.
From today, you are not my son and neither am I your father.
Assume that your father is dead.)
----
My, these cliches from Hindi movies sure are fun. Let's have more of these.
And another classic from "Sholay":
Dharmendra is up on top of the water tower threatening to commit suicide
and is very drunk. Down below there are many villagers watching the drama
unfold, and this classic situation involves two of these fine gentlemen -
G1, and G2.
Dh: Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).
G1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
G2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!
Hats off to the genius who wrote the dialogues!
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I don't remember where this came from, but i really like it. Here is how
it goes:
The villain has the heroine tied to an electric chair with a long electric
wire leading to a switch. The villain throws the switch and the electricity
is now shown flowing towards the heroin. The hero is running towards the
heroine racing with electricity to save her, and yes he is catching up.
The villain at this point shouts to his chamcha: "Charlie voltage baddhao,
electicity jaldee jayegi".
----
The villain has just asked his guys to get hold of Mudassar Nazar, who
has refused to come to the villain's den.
Sidie: Boss, Mudassar Nazar nahin aa raha hai.
Villain: Kya? Tumhare ankhe hai ya button? Phir se dhoondo!
----
Ajit is on the phone to Seth Dharam Prashad, played by that
insufferable dude, AK Hangal (who, just as an aside, needs to
be eliminated along with Nirupa Roy): (translations provided).
Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki beti hamare kabze mein hai!
[Seth Dharam Prashad, your daughter is in my nefarious hands!]
Seth: Hullo, hullo, kaun bol raha hai?
[Hullo, hullo, who is this?]
Ajit: Pyaar se log mujhe tayllipphone kehte hain!
[People affectionately call me tayllipphone!]
(Damn, it loses a certain charm in the translation.)
====
Amitabh B has got out of jail and is bent on finding and beating
up Ajit (who goes by the name JJ in this movie). He calls JJ:
(direct translations provided).
Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!
[JJ, I now now jail from exited have!]
Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?
[Yes, say if again inside I send shall?]
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Hope you enjoy this TOOTI PHOOTI Hindi / English!
The movie is Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro:
The funniest line in the film was probably when Naseeruddin Shah
takes over the role of Duryodhana in the MABHARATA play and says
"Meine Draupadi ka cheer-haran ka idea DROP kar diya hai"
(I've dropped the idea of denuding Draupadi )
(Prem!'s officious comment: )
(Personally, I think Om Puri had the best line in that scene. Om Puri )
(has taken over Bhim's role (gada-dhaari Bhim, no less! :-) and is FOR )
(stripping Draupadi, while Duryodhan (Naseeruddin?) is AGAINST it... )
( )
(When Yudhishtir, played by some sidey actor tries to stop Draupadi )
((who is played by Satish Shah's dead body, (don't ask me why!)) from )
(being stripped of "her" clothes, and Om Puri (Bhim) roughs up this )
(Yudhishtir dude saying: )
( "Abey Oy, tu kaun hota hai bolne waala, )
( ham bhi to Draupadi mein shareholderrr hai!" )
( *end of Prem!'s comment* )
====
How about other gems from the movie:
1. Om Puri trying to help Satish Shah's "old car." In fact it is his
dead body in a coffin, which Om Puri mistook for an old car which
has got its tyre punctured. The best line in the whole episode was
"Ek Sharabi sharabi ke kaam nahin ayega to kaun ayega"
(If one drunkard doesn't help another drunkard, then who else will?)
( Yetanudder comment from Prem! with prem... )
( How could your forget the other line by Om Puri (who is totally drunk))
( "Kaun si modddel hai? Oh ho, Sport car hai, arrey apni )
( to Austin gaddi hai, eh heh, old ij goldd, eh bhai?" )
2. Naseeruddin Shah goes to Satish Shah as a photographer from Times. He
is eating cake. Ravi Baswani signals Naseeruddin Shah to throw some cake
outside so that he can relish it too. Here comes the best one-liner from
NS "Amrika mein kehte hein - thoda khao, thoda pheko."
(NS is telling Satish Shah that it is said in the USA, one should eat
some and throw some)
3. While eulogizing Satish Shah, "Woh gutter ke liye jiye, aur gutter ke
liye mare. Woh kaha karte the ki kisi desh ki unnati uske gutter se jani
jati hai. Unhone apni sari jindgi gutter mein gujar di."
(He lived for gutter, and he died for gutter. He used to say that the
progress of a country can be measured by its gutters. He spent all his
life in gutters.)
4. Then this scene in which Ravi thinks the heroine (sorry, forgot the name)
has come to be photographed, and explained to her that he will take such
a good photo that she will instantly become a top model. The dialogue ends
with a slap from heroine. Then while Ravi is searching for the photographs
she had earlier asked them to develop, Naseeruddin Shah comes in the shop
and he also thinks that she wants to be photographed. the whole scene is
repeated. It was hilarious. Ravi trying to tell NS that she is not what NS
thinks, but everytime NS just shuts him up.
5. The scene in which the two had gone in search of the dead body in the
night. Ravi Baswani is terribly afraid. He wants to search in the area
where he is sure there is no dead body.
( Prem!'s comments again... )
( One of the other alltime memorable lines in this movie was when Om Puri )
( (Ahuja) finds out that Satish Shah (D'Mello) has double crossed him, )
( he (om puri) storms out of the room with his (om puri's :-) lungi )
( hitched up, screaming in a thick Panjaabi accent: )
( "Oye DeeMello, Tu to gaya" )
I would strongly recommend the movie to everyone. Among other comedies,
Angoor (Sanjiv Kumar, based on Comedy of Errors) and Shaukeen (Ashok Kumar,
Hangal and Utpall Dutt) are recommended. Any other comedies that netters
would recommend??
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Raaj Kumar: Jaani, hum tumhe aisa nahi karne denge...
----
Amitabh Bachchan: Nazar utha ke dekh Gabbar. Tere sar pe maut mandalaa
rahee hai!
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Ravi : Jitendra
Maa : Nirupa Roy
Foto : Om prakash
Ravi: Maa, Tumhaare aasheervaad se main aaj B.A. FIRST class mein
pass ho gaya hoon.
[ Mom, your cool_dude son graduated today ]
[ Guess what ?! In first class ]
Maa : Bahuth khushee ki baath hai beta. Le, yeh parshaad kha le.
[ Son, that's really impressive. Thulp this parshaad ]
[Roy goes to the Foto of Om prakash, that is hanging on the wall]
Dekho ji. Aaj apke beta ne aap ki baath nibhaya hai.
[ Look hubby, your son the cool dude, what a shot !]
[ Roy to her son ]
Beta ... Ek achchi si naukari doond le Aur,
Jaldi se ek Bahuraani bhi le aaa
[ Son, how about cashing a job and closing on a female ? ]
Ravi: Maa ... uummnn ... Bahu rani tho my dhoond hee liya hai.
[ Geez, closed on a girl already ]
Maa : SSsaachchc?^#!@*&! Kaun hai beta vo khush kismat valee ?
[ Really !, who's that babe ? ]
Ravi: Seth Gangaram ki beti, Asha.
[ ddaannn ...dddaaann .... music in the background
and a face full of *%$*( of Nirupa Roy in the foreground ]
The rest of it is left to your imagination.
The saga continues...
Maa: BETAA!!! Yeh mujhse tu kis janam ka badla le raha hai!?
(Sonny, whatcha screwing up my happiness for?)
Ravi: MAA, tu kyaa keh rahee hai?
(Duh?!?!)
Maa: Beta, yeh wohi Seth Gangaram hai jisne tere pitaajee kaa
khoon karvayaa thaa! (BACKGROUND musicians go CRAZY!)
(You little twerp, this was the same jerk who knocked up
(errr...off) your daddy-jee)
Ravi: Kya!?
Member of Audience: Abbe saale, sunaaee nahi deta tereko!?
(Oh, brother-in-law, can't you hear?)
Ravi: Maa, yeh tu kyaa keh rahi hai?
(Writer's Interjection: Our Hero is not exactly PhD material.)
Maa: Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hai...
(Son, this happened 20 years ago...)
Ravi: Yeh, yeh mom get on with it. I've heard that before...
(Haan, haan maa aur kuch bolo. Yeh maine sab suna hua hai...)
Maa: (STARTS SOBBING HYSTERICALLY) Beta, beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai...
Audience Member 2: Arre yaar yeh to phir rone lagee!!!
(Geez man this woman started all over again)
Other Members: MAARO MAARO ISSE!!!
(Kill her, Kill her)
SO we Finally get rid of Ms. Roy. Thanks once again to the mob
mentality. Who said mob mentality was all bad!!
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THE SCENE...
Hema malini(Basanthi) on tonga is being chased by four dakaits
on ghodes...
Basanthi - Chal Dhano! Aaj theri basanthi ki izzhat ka saval hei
Dhano - Arain Basanthi agar tere peeche char daku hein to mere
peeche bhi char ghode hain.Meri izzhat ka bhi saval hei.
----
From Sholay, Amitabh Bachchan to Hema Malini: "Tera naam kya hai, Basanti?"
this should be followed by "Mera naam Basanti hai !!"
then amitabh says in his typical style: "Pehli baar suna"
----
How adout the following from the evergreen Prem Chopra
(repeated umpteen times in the movie.)
"Mein woh bala hu jo sishe se pathar todta hoon."
(Prem!'s comment: )
( )
( and the other one which I am already quite tired of hearing, )
( )
( "Prem... Prem naam hai mera, Prem Chopra" )
( )
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How about this one from Zanjeer?
The hero has just landed in Ajit's (big) 'bungla' to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago. And Ajit goes,
"Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum
tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!"
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The dialogues are from Amitabh movies.
AB: Muche ho to nathulal jaisi ho varna na ho.
(muche = moustache - Prem!'s translation service)
AB: Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap.
AB: Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race
ho ya police ka case ho.
----
I remember one dialogue from Kalicharan, here goes...
Shatrughan Sinha :- [ reacting to unusual nicety by Premnath ]
"D.S.P. Saab aaj kya naag panchami hai?"
Premnath :- [ Surprised ] Nahi to?
Shatrughan Sinha :- To phir aap is naag ko doodh kyo pila rahe hai?
----
(Asjeet seems to have gone back to Sholay here... Prem!)
Dh: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going jail.
In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing....
G1: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha hai.
Basanti's
mother: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!.
G1: To phir usay marne dogi kya?
B's m: Accha theek hai, Veeru, Main thaiyar hoon.
Main thaiyar hoon!!.
Dh: Are thumse kown shadhi karega buddiya,
main tho Basanti se shadhi karna chahtha hoon.
Basanti: Veeru, main bhi thaiyar hoon.
Dh: Chalo, Basanti thaiyar hai. Buudiya bhi thaiyar hai,
Main neechay uthartha hoon.
----
This dialogue is from the movie Namak Halaal. I hope I do justice to it.
The scene is the one in which Amitabh is introduced to Ranjeet by Ram Sethi
for the first time in the movie.
Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.
----
Villian's Hechman: Boss, Rita (the heroine) bhaag gayee...
(Boss, Rita's escaped.)
Villian: Jaao uska peecha karo! (Go! Follow her!)
Gabbar Singh's Twist: Jaao unkaa peechaa karo, aur khaalee haath mut
anaa haramzaadon!!
(Follow them, and don't come back empty-handed, you bastards.)
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Heroine to Villian: Kutte, kameene; chhod de mujhe!!
(Dog; Meanie; leave me!)
Villian: *Grunt*
(Enter) Hero: Haraamzaade, main tera khoon pee jaaungaa!!
(*******, I'll drink your blood!)
-----------------
Hero to Mom (first meeting with heroine): Dekho ma main kisse laya hoon!
(Look who I've got to meet you mom!)
Hero's mom: Aao betee, mere paas baitho...
(Come daughter, sit beside me...)
(If that happens to be Lalita Pawaar then we're treated to her awesome
natural wink, if you get what I mean @
Heroine: **BLUSH** **BLUSH** *Quickly pulls ghungat (veil) over her head
and touches her feet (the ma-in-law's feet that is!)*
-----------------
Old man: Bees saal pehle ki baat hai... (This happened twenty years ago...)
*Fade to flashback...*
-----------------
On similar lines:
Low life goondaa "eve-teasing" the heroine is accosted by a mean-
looking crowd.
Man 1: Tumhaare ghar mein kyaa maa, behen nahi hai?
(Don't you have a mom or sister at home?)
Ranjeet's rejoinder: Maa, behen to hai; lekin biwi nahi hai!
(Yeh, yeh. I have a mom and sister, but no wife!)
Audience Member: Abbe maaro saale ko!!
(O you, beat-up the brother-in-law!!)
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( )
(We now interrupt this program for some commercial messages --- Prem! :-)
((These are also from Asjeet's collection. Not my creations.) )
Some Indian Commercials:
Nirma Washing Powder
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Woman: Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye.
Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!
Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. NIRMA!!
(Aurat: Nirma! Dhone ka saabun Nirma. White as milk from Nirma.
Colorful clothes blossom blossom. Everyone's choice Nirma!
Dhone ka saabun Nirma, blah blah Nirma. NIRMA!)
Vicco Vujradunti Ayurvadic Cream
--------------------------------
Woman: Badde naazon se paalee hamaaree banno. Tujhe dulhan banaye
(sings) re pyaaree banno. Tujhe haldi ka something-or-the-other lagaayen
sakheeaan. Teri kaya ko komal banaye sakheeaan. Teri sakheeaan
are getting carried away singing and dancing...
(Aurat: My daughter, I have raised you with immense care and at great
personal sacrifices to me. I have kept you away from all those
sleaze-bag boyfriends of yours. So let your pals take this
opportunity to put a lot of gooey stuff on your arms, legs and
face (since we can't show anything else on Doordarshan (TV)).)
O. K. Saabun (Soap)
-------------------
Scene 1: Two men cycling together and discussing world affairs....
Man 1 : Arre yeh toe bahut bada hai! Zaroor mehnga hoga!
(Hey, this toe is really big @ (Should be kinda expensive)
Man 2: Nahi yaar! Bilkul mehenga nahi hai. Naha ke toe dekh!!
(No friend. No way!! It aint expensive. Bathe your toe and see @
Scene 2: Man 2 in the shower with a gulaabee (pink) OK soap in his hand...
Background Music and Voice:
Joe OK say nahae kamal sa khil jaaye. OK nahaane ka badaa saabun.
(If Joe bathes with OK soap, he'll blossom like no ones business.
OK is the BIG bathing soap.)
Voiceover: Company's-name-deleted Utpaadan (Product).
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( BACK to the dialogues... )
Heroine: Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun!
(I'm going to become your kid's mother)
Hero: Kya!? (With a I'm-in-deep-S***-now look) (What?!)
Hero's Mother/Father:
Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupaih aur mere bete ko bhool jao.
(Here, take these fifty thousand ruppees and leave our son alone.)
Heroine's Father/Mother:
Kullachchini, maine tujhe issi liye paal-pos ke badaa kiya thaa ke
tu mujhe yeh din dekhaaye?!
(Woman-from-a-lousy-family-tree, did I raise you to show me this day?)
Mom: Kalmoohi! Maine tujhe issi din dekhne ne liye paidaa kiya thaa!
Ke tu mere peeth peechey gulcharrey udhatee phirre!?
(Black face! Did I give birth to you to show me this day!
That behind my back you fly flower-shots around!?)
Girl: Ma! Main Martandya se pyaar kartee hun!
(Mother! I love Martandya)
Boy: Hum ek doosrey ko jee-jaan se chahatey hain...!
(We love one another with our heart-life)
Dad: Haraamzaadey! Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta
hai! Teri haesiyat he kya hai?
(*******! Your that many guts! You're putting ropes around
my daughter! What is your social standing after all?)
Raaj Kumar: Arre jaani, jaane bhi do. Do pyaar bharey dil hain. Gulcharrey
nahi udhaengey to kya world affairs discuss karengey kya?
(Oh lively one, let it be. Two love filled hearts these are.
If they don't fly flower-shots what do you expect them to
do -- discuss world affairs?)
==================================
Utpal's dialogues too are equally lively!.
>Dwaraka
>dwaraka@nova.eng.wayne.edu
"National dress ka mazak nahin uda-oge to broad
minded kaise kehloage?" ....in Gol Maal
in which Utpal Dutt wants his daughter
> in law to be a villager and Deepti Naval (who's a doctor) cons him into
> believing that she's an authentic gawar village belle? It was hilarious.
> Arun
>
Most probably the name of the movie is' Kisise Na Kahena'If it is, then in the
same movie Utpal Dutt went to see bride for his son(Farouq Sheikh), the
conversation is as follows;
The girl asked "rock ka bare me aap ka keya kheyal hai?"
She meant music. Utpal Dutt replied " rock ka bare me to mere
jaankari jada nehi hai. mera buisness dusra hai"
----
Amitabh in Coolie (?) : .. jis par pad jaye ek bhee hath
uska bache na ek bhi baal.
isliye naam hai mera iqbal.....
----
Kadar Khan : .. sheeshe ko sheesha kat ta hai,
lohe ko loha kat ta hai,
tujhe paagal kutta katega ....
----
Part 4
1. Mukaddar Ka Sikandar:
"Agar sukh rahna chahtheho... tho gaam ko apna lo..."
2. Kaalia:
"Agar ekh Maa ka doodh piyeho... tho samne aaja..."
3. "Hum eint ko eint se jawab denge..."
4. "Aagar thum nahin hothe tho
mein kabka mara hotha..."
5. "abh mujhe kuda bhi nahin rokh saktha.."
6. "thum nahin ho tho mera kuch nahin hain"
7. "thum ho tho mujhe sabh kuch milgaya"
8. "mere daulath se nahin...
mujhse pyar karne wala/wali chahiye"
9. "Mere akhon me dekh ke kaho _____
mujhe sach much pyar nahin karthe"
10. Rajesh Khanna:
"Dhoka kagaya na India?"
11. "Mein thumhare akhon me asoon nahin
dekh saktha _____"
12. Road side Romeo:
"Akhele Akhele kahan ja rahi ho?!"
(Take any popular old song)
13. "Tumen maa behen nahin hai kya?"
14. "Bahoth duur se ayeho....
jera aaram karke jana"
15. "Jab thak vo nahi martha..
mein aaram nahin kar saktha"
16. "Saach bathavo Doctor...
mujhe kya huva hai"
17. "Aap operation ke liya tayyar
kijiye Doctor sahaab...
payse ka mein intazam karunga"
18. Hero's wife to Hero:
"Aap do din mein ek lakh
kahan se layenge?"
19. Hero's wife: "mere gahne(?) bechdho".
20. Helpless Hero to wife:
"Gam ke seva mein thumhe kuch bhi nahin
de sakha ____"
21. "Bagwanke gar mein dher hain...
andher nahi..."
22. "Bagwan thumne ye kya kiya"
or
"Hein Raam..thumne ye kya kiya"
23. "Bagwan thume jaan lena hi hein tho
mere jaan lelo.."
24. "Bagwan..agar mera pyar sachcha hai tho
ise bachchavo.."
25. "Hai Bagwan...thum ithne anyay kayse
bardash karsakthe ho"
(Note: most of these Bagwan to character
dialogues are one to one)
Some more
1. In sholey
Basanti and Dhanno scene....
"bhaaag dhanno aaj basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.....mere peeche gunde aur tere peeche ghode pade hain"
2. In Rang De Basanti
BISMIL KA SANDESH HAI KI luknow MEIN JANE WALI TRAIN HUM KAKORI KE PASS LOOTENGE OUR UNHIPAISOSE HUM HATHIYAAR KHARDENGE PAR TU TENSION MAT LE PADAI KAR
Looking forward to everybody's comments.
One can probably make a movie with 90% dialogues from above.
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 29 2009, 07:24 PM
Peene ko paani nahi .. aur muh dhoone ko soda mangta hai? - Mithun
Interesting dialogue. Which movie is it from?
No clue, but I am sure it's from Mithun’s moive. I had a room partner during college days and he would come back after watching M's movies and spit out his dialogues.
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 29 2009, 07:26 PM
Aaj Sunday hai.. oo aaj Sunday hai.. aaj daru peene ka din hai..
- Rajnikant
Frankly, humming this song on weekends helps a lot to convey the message
Posted by: mmuk2004 Apr 30 2009, 10:43 AM
Aaj Sunday hai.. oo aaj Sunday hai.. aaj daru peene ka din hai..
- Rajnikant
loved Rajnikant and Sridevi in this movie...Moonchen ho to Nathulal jaisi varna na hon... (Amitabh to Mukri in Sharabi)
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 30 2009, 08:02 PM
One from the same movie… balma… mai tera balma…. By shakti kappor
infact if you see that movie had quite few famous dialogues
Posted by: hildebrand May 7 2009, 05:47 PM
One from the same movie… balma… mai tera balma…. By shakti kappor
infact if you see that movie had quite few famous dialogues
Yes, it was one of the better movies of the 80s.
I loved the song Gadbad ho gayi chutti ho gayi from it
Posted by: bawlachintu May 7 2009, 11:04 PM
Dil hai ki manta nahin
Anupam Kher to Pooja Bhatt "Tum aise ullu ke patthe
ke sath kaise shadi kar sakti ho"
Posted by: bawlachintu May 7 2009, 11:05 PM
One from the same movie… balma… mai tera balma…. By shakti kappor
infact if you see that movie had quite few famous dialogues
Yes, it was one of the better movies of the 80s.
I loved the song Gadbad ho gayi chutti ho gayi from it
Seeti baj gayi
Posted by: hildebrand May 8 2009, 03:56 PM
One from the same movie… balma… mai tera balma…. By shakti kappor
infact if you see that movie had quite few famous dialogues
Yes, it was one of the better movies of the 80s.
I loved the song Gadbad ho gayi chutti ho gayi from it
Seeti baj gayi
seeti bhi baji thi aur baad mein chutti bhi ho gayi thi
Posted by: hildebrand May 8 2009, 03:58 PM
Naseeruddin Shah's lovely dialogue in Khuda Ke Liye,
Deen Mein Daadhi Hai Par Daadhi mein Deen Nahi Hai
Applause to the dialogue writer.
Posted by: Marcilo May 15 2009, 11:40 PM
Poorki-payiaan
By none other than shakti kapoor, I think movie was guru
Posted by: bawlachintu May 17 2009, 02:36 AM
"Idea ki khopdi" and "Bina phatak wali railway crossing"
by Kadar Khan
Can't remember the names of films.
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 03:34 PM
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do
in countless movies in 80s
Had enough of it.
Posted by: simplefable May 17 2009, 05:17 PM
who can forget Garam Dharam's " neech kameene kutte...main tera khoon peejaoonga..jala ke rakh rakh kardoonga"...
absolutely hilarious stuff !
Posted by: venkat May 17 2009, 08:32 PM
Mere Paas Maa Hai!
Posted by: Marcilo May 17 2009, 08:42 PM
aaoo.. Lau-lita.... (Lalita)
Shakti kapoor in Tohfa
Posted by: Marcilo May 17 2009, 08:43 PM
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do
in countless movies in 80s
Had enough of it.
there is extension to it... Shakti kapoor used it in one movie
... Tau mai kaya khaoonga?? prasaad?
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 09:49 PM
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do
in countless movies in 80s
Had enough of it.
there is extension to it... Shakti kapoor used it in one movie
... Tau mai kaya khaoonga?? prasaad?I think that movie co-starred the elegant Anita Raj who got to hear this dialogue!
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 17 2009, 10:48 PM
Mera naam Prem hai, Prem Chopra.
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 11:06 PM
Mera naam Prem hai, Prem Chopra.
Mujhe laga madhavi hai.
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 11:07 PM
The name is bond, James Bond. (classic in almost all Bond movies).
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 17 2009, 11:15 PM
Wahich to!!! Prem Chopra doing a Bond!
Posted by: hildebrand May 18 2009, 01:13 AM
Wahich to!!! Prem Chopra doing a Bond!
Rahul, naam to suna hi hoga!
Posted by: prakashs May 18 2009, 01:20 AM
tum log mujhe dhoond rahe the, aur mai to yahan tere intezaar kar raha hoon (forgive bad grammar)
- amitabh bachhan, deewar
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 18 2009, 04:10 AM
Daaru peene se, liver kharab ho jata hai (Satte pe Satta)
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 18 2009, 04:12 AM
Mera naam Prem hai, Prem Chopra.
Mujhe laga madhavi hai.
Tumhara naam kya hai hildebrand/basanti?
Posted by: Rushin May 18 2009, 06:26 AM
"Itna Sanaata Kyun Hai Mere Bhai"
Posted by: hildebrand May 18 2009, 12:38 PM
Mera naam Prem hai, Prem Chopra.
Mujhe laga madhavi hai.
Tumhara naam kya hai hildebrand/basanti?
Yeh sab ek raaz hai. (from Film Raaz)
Posted by: Marcilo May 18 2009, 08:04 PM
Apun chota don… height kum fight jayda
Rajpal yadav in Partner
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 19 2009, 02:06 AM
Jaani ye chaaku hai, haath lag jaye to khoon nikal aata hai.
Sridevi doing a Raj Kumar, threatening Rohini Hattangade in Chaalbaaz. I thought it was a great comedy, an excellent remake of Seeta aur Geeta. Sridevi is a natural:
Posted by: Marcilo May 19 2009, 07:27 PM
Kaya mast joke maara hai
Paresh Rawal (hera Pheri series)
Posted by: bawlachintu May 20 2009, 02:23 AM
Main Pappu Pager bol rela hoon. Ae jhantule jhatak, jyada na matak
Aur meri baat gale mein jhatak.
Munna Mobile mera chhota bhai hega ...
from Deewana Mastana
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 10:20 AM
Aur meri baat gale mein jhatak.
Munna Mobile mera chhota bhai hega ...
from Deewana Mastana
Hey mutter ke chilke! Posted by: Marcilo May 20 2009, 07:25 PM
Hey mutter ke chilke!i will have to see this movie again...
aye tu janta nahi haiiii bahi aayele hai
Posted by: Marcilo May 20 2009, 07:27 PM
Shaarab plaao (peelao) ge..
Annu kapooor in Ghayaal
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 07:40 PM
Hey mutter ke chilke!i will have to see this movie again...
aye tu janta nahi haiiii bahi aayele hai
Same to same here.
Posted by: Marcilo May 20 2009, 10:35 PM
Mai wo bala hu jo sheeshe se patther ko todta hu
Prem chopra (Sauten)
Posted by: hildebrand May 21 2009, 11:50 AM
QSQT
Hum Unki Aulaad Zaroor Hain Par Jaagir Nahi
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 12:08 PM
Mai wo bala hu jo sheeshe se patther ko todta hu
Prem chopra (Sauten)
Mera naam Prem hai, Prem Chopra from Bobby
Posted by: Marcilo May 21 2009, 07:46 PM
Chalo partner aab bol hi diya hai tau dekh lenge
Amitabh – Sholey
Posted by: bawlachintu May 22 2009, 11:09 AM
May ke riya hoo paan khalo miyan, bhot maje ka paan hai
Na jaane kahan kahan se aa jate hain
Jagdeep in Sholay
Posted by: suhana_safar May 22 2009, 02:12 PM
Chinaye seth, jo log shishe ke gharon mein rahte hein
doosron par pathar nahi phenkte te......
the one and only Raaj "Jaani" Kumar ( speaking to Rehman in Humraaz)
Posted by: bawlachintu May 22 2009, 05:46 PM
Bachche ki jaan lega kya...............
Akshay Kumar in Mr and Mrs Khiladi 
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 07:42 PM
Chinaye seth, jo log shishe ke gharon mein rahte hein
doosron par pathar nahi phenkte te......
the one and only Raaj "Jaani" Kumar ( speaking to Rehman in Humraaz)
Didn't waqt (Balraj sahani, raj kumar, Sunil dutt) have chinoy seth too ??? or maybe I am confused
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 07:43 PM
May ke riya hoo paan khalo miyan, bhot maje ka paan hai
Na jaane kahan kahan se aa jate hain
Jagdeep in Sholay
This one is classic
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 07:43 PM
Kiii kiii kiiiii… I love u kiran
Posted by: hildebrand May 22 2009, 07:46 PM
Chinaye seth, jo log shishe ke gharon mein rahte hein
doosron par pathar nahi phenkte te......
the one and only Raaj "Jaani" Kumar ( speaking to Rehman in Humraaz)
Didn't waqt (Balraj sahani, raj kumar, Sunil dutt) have chinoy seth too ??? or maybe I am confused
SS made a mistake. The dialogue is from Waqt.
Posted by: suhana_safar May 23 2009, 01:39 AM
yes Jaani, its from waqt
another one " yeh haqeekat nahi hai tho kyaaaa hai " - Rajesh Khanna in AAj Ki awaz
and "Pushpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" - amar prem
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 23 2009, 11:20 AM
To go back to the Sholay goldmine...
Asrani: "Hum Angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hain, (with his typical ..ha ha) Aaj kal ke jailoron ki tarah nahin jo kaidiyon ko sudharne mein lage rehte hain. Arre jab hum nahin sudhre to tum kaise sudhroge...
Posted by: bawlachintu May 23 2009, 02:42 PM
Bas Khandan ka pata lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge
Amitabh Bachchan(Jay) to Leela Mishra(Mausi).
Posted by: hildebrand May 24 2009, 12:47 AM
To go back to the Sholay goldmine...
Asrani: "Hum Angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hain, (with his typical ..ha ha) Aaj kal ke jailoron ki tarah nahin jo kaidiyon ko sudharne mein lage rehte hain. Arre jab hum nahin sudhre to tum kaise sudhroge...
Another one even funnier...
Aadhe idhar jaao aadhe udhar jaao baaki mere peeche aao
Posted by: suhana_safar May 24 2009, 02:58 AM
"Mere kanay chakoo hai " Shakti kapoor (at his nastiest best) in nakabandi
Pyaaari Bachhi, Pyari Bachi - TP Jain (most underrated villian) - in Souten
Posted by: mmuk2004 May 24 2009, 11:13 AM
Pyaaari Bachhi, Pyari Bachi - TP Jain (most underrated villian) - in Souten
This guy must have been a regular in Sawan Kumar Tak's films. I remember his one liner from Sajan Bina Suhagan when he used to come in to blackmail Nutan : "Pyaari Bachhi ki pyaari Mummy... I remember, my Uncle used to use this one liner to annoy my mother...
Posted by: Marcilo May 29 2009, 08:57 PM
Pyaaari Bachhi, Pyari Bachi - TP Jain (most underrated villian) - in Souten
This guy must have been a regular in Sawan Kumar Tak's films. I remember his one liner from Sajan Bina Suhagan when he used to come in to blackmail Nutan : "Pyaari Bachhi ki pyaari Mummy... I remember, my Uncle used to use this one liner to annoy my mother...
Sauten? Rajesh khanna wali?? kaun tha wo???
Posted by: Marcilo May 29 2009, 09:00 PM
OO ji Gormet (Government).... by God
Annu kapoor and Anupam Kher in Hum
Posted by: bawlachintu May 29 2009, 10:17 PM
Pyaaari Bachhi, Pyari Bachi - TP Jain (most underrated villian) - in Souten
This guy must have been a regular in Sawan Kumar Tak's films. I remember his one liner from Sajan Bina Suhagan when he used to come in to blackmail Nutan : "Pyaari Bachhi ki pyaari Mummy... I remember, my Uncle used to use this one liner to annoy my mother...
Sauten? Rajesh khanna wali?? kaun tha wo???
http://www.cfsindia.org/images/kukdookoo.jpg
TP Jain: The guy standing there.
Posted by: Marcilo May 29 2009, 10:37 PM
aaha...
Angoor (1982) .... Ganeshilal
just checked imdb... he was the one who wanted money for his diamonds and then calls cop
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 1 2009, 01:41 AM
aaha...
Angoor (1982) .... Ganeshilal
just checked imdb... he was the one who wanted money for his diamonds and then calls cop
Wahi, jo sjayad Naram Garam mein bhi tha.
Tond ka size......
Posted by: suhana_safar Jun 1 2009, 04:00 AM
Pyaaari Bachhi, Pyari Bachi - TP Jain (most underrated villian) - in Souten
This guy must have been a regular in Sawan Kumar Tak's films. I remember his one liner from Sajan Bina Suhagan when he used to come in to blackmail Nutan : "Pyaari Bachhi ki pyaari Mummy... I remember, my Uncle used to use this one liner to annoy my mother...
Sauten? Rajesh khanna wali?? kaun tha wo???
he is the Mama of Padmini in the film
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 1 2009, 08:50 AM
Main hu BBC aur yeh hai DDT. BBC - Banke bihari chaturvedi.. aur DDT - Din dayal trivedi
Anupam Kher and Satish Kaushik in Jamai Raja
Posted by: AzgarKhan Jun 1 2009, 12:39 PM
Kulhadi Mein Ladki ka Dasta Na hota
Toh Ladki Ke Katne Ka Rasta Na Hota
Dilip Kumar to Prem Chopra in movie "Kranti"
Posted by: suhana_safar Jun 1 2009, 01:14 PM
Humko Mita sake yeh zamane mein dum nahi
Zamana hum se hai, hum zamane se nahi....jaani
The one and only Raaj "jaani" kumar to Kader Khan (my fav villian) in Bulundi
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 1 2009, 03:35 PM
Main hu BBC aur yeh hai DDT. BBC - Banke bihari chaturvedi.. aur DDT - Din dayal trivedi
Anupam Kher and Satish Kaushik in Jamai Raja
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 1 2009, 10:13 PM
Jab tak Suraj Chand Rahega,
Munna Circuit ka naam rahega.
From Lage Raho.......
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 1 2009, 11:05 PM
Pappu.. chala Chappu....
Shakti kapoor in Jamai Raja
Posted by: hildebrand Jun 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Jaao Pehle Us Aadmi Ka Sign Le Kar Aao Jisne Mere Haath Par Yeh Likh Diya
Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar
Posted by: mmuk2004 Jun 4 2009, 01:14 AM
Dunno why, this line had caught on...
"Neeche aaja beti"
"Oopar aaja moti..."
Hema Malini sitting on a ceiling fan to Manorama(the wicked step-mother/mami/) in Seeta aur Geeta
Posted by: hildebrand Jun 4 2009, 01:50 AM
Dunno why, this line had caught on...
"Neeche aaja beti"
"Oopar aaja moti..."
Hema Malini sitting on a ceiling fan to Manorama(the wicked step-mother/mami/) in Seeta aur Geeta
Yes, I remember it too. It was obviously the Geeta role of Hema!
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 4 2009, 05:49 PM
Hum inspector jara dooje kisam ke hain
G. Grover in a Ajay Devgan starrer movie. Can't recall its name.
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 4 2009, 10:33 PM
Me inspector bhinde, all india inspector bhinde
Shakti kapoor in Insaaf
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 5 2009, 09:55 PM
5/= Rs mein hathi ka leg piece milega kya. Kauwa biryani......
Film : Run
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 5 2009, 11:29 PM
Hema to Anupam and Satish kaushik - Bhaiyaa aap ne tau bola tha ki tum unki suhaag rat nahi hone doge...
Reply - humen kaya pata tha ki wo train ke dibbe mai hi shtaake fatake kar denge...
movie Jamai Raja
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 8 2009, 08:30 PM
Yeh bhudau tau marwaye ga, bolta hai dekho socho samjho fir goli maro
Anil Kapoor in Karma
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 8 2009, 08:34 PM
Hema to Anupam and Satish kaushik - Bhaiyaa aap ne tau bola tha ki tum unki suhaag rat nahi hone doge...
Reply - humen kaya pata tha ki wo train ke dibbe mai hi shtaake fatake kar denge...
movie Jamai Raja
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 8 2009, 08:36 PM
Secretary follow me -Bindu to Asrani
from Biwi ho to aisi-Farooq Sheikh, Rekha starrer movie.
Posted by: HumTum Jun 8 2009, 09:32 PM
You! Bl_oody Pool
Amrish Puri in Koyla
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Jun 8 2009, 09:39 PM
shakti kapoor on phone : hello ?
jeetu on the other end : KUTTE !
shakti kapoor to kader khan : pitaaji..aapka fone hai
film mawali
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 8 2009, 09:42 PM
Masoom hoon bhool gaya ji.
Satish kaushik to Anupam Kher in ????
Posted by: hildebrand Jun 16 2009, 11:52 AM
Secretary follow me -Bindu to Asrani
from Biwi ho to aisi-Farooq Sheikh, Rekha starrer movie.
Yes, I remember the movie. This was Bindu's most used dialogue in the movie.
Posted by: hildebrand Jun 16 2009, 11:53 AM
shakti kapoor on phone : hello ?
jeetu on the other end : KUTTE !
shakti kapoor to kader khan : pitaaji..aapka fone hai
film mawali
Dekhi nahi movie. Yeh dono hain to skip kar ke shayad achcha kiya.
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 17 2009, 11:08 PM
Kasam udaan-challe ki
Satish kaushik – movie not sure (could be Bade miyaan chote miyaan)
Posted by: Marcilo Jun 19 2009, 07:08 PM
Preity Zinta - Have a good day
Javed Jaffrey – main gudey gudiyon se nahi khelta
Salaam Namaste
Posted by: Marcilo Jul 1 2009, 01:15 AM
Pakoda
Kid on the bus - Bombay to Goa
Posted by: Marcilo Jul 15 2009, 07:17 PM
Aaan... mardon wale shauk rakhti hu...
Akshay kumar to Katrina in Singh is King
Posted by: hildebrand Aug 19 2009, 07:38 PM
lots of them in Bheja Fry. Amazing dialogues in the movie.
Posted by: Marcilo Oct 13 2009, 01:27 AM
lots of them in Bheja Fry. Amazing dialogues in the movie.
Excellent movie...
Posted by: jigri1 Oct 13 2009, 01:46 AM
Once in a blue moon .. Kabhi Kabhi
Ranjeet in Vishwanath 
Posted by: jigri1 Oct 13 2009, 01:48 AM
Mangal ka khoon koi lemon soda nahin jisse Vijay jaise onge ponge apni pyaas bujha sakein.
Shotgun Sinha in Kaala Patthar
Posted by: hildebrand Oct 16 2009, 09:41 PM
lots of them in Bheja Fry. Amazing dialogues in the movie.
Excellent movie...
Yes certainly. I saw clips of the French original too. Great adaptation.
Posted by: Marcilo Oct 19 2009, 10:57 PM
Aamir khan - Soccho daddy, aapke haath me bidi ki jagah Cigars ho.... ser pe Hat ho.. kaisa lagta hai daddy?
Deven Verma - Bahut aacha.. bahut aacha
- Aandaz Apna apna
Posted by: hildebrand Nov 15 2009, 10:45 PM
Villain Mahesh Manjrekar (corrupt police officer) to heroine's mother (he's after the heroine) in Wanted
Khandhar Dekh Ke To Lagta Hai Imaarat Haseen Thi
Posted by: Marcilo Nov 30 2009, 08:31 PM
Ooo.. I am a lady.. which one of you was attracted to me… king Julian in Madagasar part 2
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 15 2011, 12:33 AM
Ooo.. I am a lady.. which one of you was attracted to me… king Julian in Madagasar part 2
Posted by: Rushin Mar 15 2011, 05:53 AM
Itna Sanataa Kyun Hai Bhai.
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 15 2011, 10:56 PM
Ellie Andrews: Your ego is absolutely colossal.
Peter Warne: Yeah, yeah, not bad, how's yours?
[Shuts and locks the door]
Ellie Andrews: You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this?
Peter Warne: Say now, wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me.
Ellie Andrews: A headline? You're not a newspaper man are you?
Peter Warne: Chalk up one for your side.
Alexander Andrews: Oh, er, do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly? Do you love my daughter?
Peter Warne: Any guy that'd fall in love with your daughter ought to have his head examined.
Alexander Andrews: Now that's an evasion!
Peter Warne: She picked herself a perfect running mate - King Westley - the pill of the century! What she needs is a guy that'd take a sock at her once a day, whether it's coming to her or not. If you had half the brains you're supposed to have, you'd done it yourself, long ago.
Alexander Andrews: Do you love her?
Peter Warne: A normal human being couldn't live under the same roof with her without going nutty! She's my idea of nothing!
Alexander Andrews: I asked you a simple question! Do you love her?
Peter Warne: YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!
Oscar Shapeley: You know, there's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama that can snap 'em back at ya. 'Cause the colder they are, the hotter they get. That's what I always say. Yes, sir, when a cold mama gets hot, boy, how she sizzles. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
[He nudges her with his elbow]
Oscar Shapeley: Now, you're just my type. Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 'Fun-on-the-side' Shapeley they call me, with accent on the fun, believe you me.
[after Ellen stops a car by showing her leg]
Peter Warne: Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped forty cars.
Ellie Andrews: Well, ooo, I'll remember that when we need forty cars.
Ellie Andrews: Aren't you gonna congratulate me?
Peter Warne: What for?
Ellie Andrews: Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Alexander Andrews: What's the matter, child? Aren't you happy?
[Ellie clutches her father, sobbing]
Alexander Andrews: I thought so. I knew there was something on your mind. There, there, there now. What's the matter? You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you? Have you?
[Ellie continues crying]
Alexander Andrews: I haven't seen you cry since you were a baby. This must be serious. Where'd you meet him?
Ellie Andrews: On the road.
Alexander Andrews: Now, don't tell me you've fallen in love with a bus driver.
Alexander Andrews: [Alexander has figured out Ellie is in love with another man] Who is he?
Ellie Andrews: I don't know very much about him, except that I love him.
Alexander Andrews: Well, if it's as serious as all that, we'll move Heaven and Earth to...
Ellie Andrews: No, it's no use! He despises me.
Alexander Andrews: Oh, come now.
Ellie Andrews: Yes, he does! He despises everything about me. He says that I'm spoiled and selfish and pampered and thoroughly insincere.
Alexander Andrews: Oh, ho, ridiculous!
Ellie Andrews: He doesn't think so much of you, either.
Alexander Andrews: Well, I...
Ellie Andrews: And he blames you for everything that's wrong with me. He says you, you raised me stupidly.
Alexander Andrews: [sarcastically] Well now, that's a fine man to fall in love with.
Ellie Andrews: Oh, he's marvelous!
Peter Warne: [Detectives are looking for Ellie] What do you mean, coming in here? What do you want, anyway?
Detective: We're looking for somebody.
Peter Warne: Yeah, well look your head off, but don't come busting in here. This isn't a public park. I could near as take a sock at you!
Detective: Take it easy, son, take it easy.
Mr. Dykes: These men are detectives, Mr. Warne.
Peter Warne: I don't care if they're the whole police department. They can't come busting in here, shooting questions at my wife.
Ellie Andrews: Now, don't get so excited, Peter. The man just asked a civil question.
Peter Warne: Oh, is that so? Say, how many times have I told you to stop butting in when I'm having an argument?
Ellie Andrews: Well, you don't have to lose your temper!
Peter Warne: [mockingly] "You don't have to lose your temper." That's what you said the other time, too. Every time I try to protect you. The other night, at the Elks Dance, when that big Swede made a pass at you!
Ellie Andrews: He didn't make a pass at me! I told you a million times!
Peter Warne: Oh, no? I saw him. He kept pawing you all over the dance floor!
Ellie Andrews: [the detectives stand there, flustered] He didn't! You were drunk!
Peter Warne: Aw, nuts! You're just like your old man! Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumbers daughter! There isn't an ounce of brains in your whole family!
Ellie Andrews: [sobbing] Oh, Peter Warne, you've gone far enough! I won't stand for it anymore!
Peter Warne: Aw, shut up!
Mr. Dykes: Now, you see what you've done?
Detective: Sorry, Mr. Warne. But, you see we've got to check up on everybody.
Detective: We're looking for a girl by the name of Ellen Andrews, you know, the daughter of that big Wall Street mug.
Peter Warne: Yeah? Well, it's too bad you aren't looking for a plumber's daughter
[to Ellie]
Peter Warne: QUIT BAWLING! QUIT BAWLING!
[Ellie sobs even louder]
Mr. Dykes: I told you they were a perfectly nice married couple.
[Mr. Dykes and the detectives leave, and Peter and Ellie start laughing]
Ellie Andrews: Outside of the fact that you don't like him you haven't got a thing against King.
Alexander Andrews: He's a fake, Ellie.
Ellie Andrews: He's one of the best flyers in the country.
Alexander Andrews: He's no good and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.
Ellie Andrews: You've been telling me what not to do ever since I can remember.
Alexander Andrews: That's because you've always been a stubborn idiot,
Ellie Andrews: I come from a long line of stubborn idiots!
Peter Warne: You know, I had you pegged right from the jump. Just a spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility? No, you wouldn't. I guess it would never occur to you to just say, 'Please mister, I'm in trouble, will you help me?' No, that would bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Well, let me tell you something, maybe it will take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem. You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me!
Peter Warne: I want to see what love looks like when it's triumphant. I haven't had a good laugh in a week.
Ellie Andrews: Have you ever been in love, Peter?
Peter Warne: Me?
Ellie Andrews: Yes. Haven't you ever thought about it at all? It seems to me you, you could make some girl wonderfully happy.
Peter Warne: Sure I've thought about it. Who hasn't? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Aw, where you gonna find her? Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. They don't come that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? I've even been sucker enough to make plans. You know, I saw an island in the Pacific once. I've never been able to forget it. That's where I'd like to take her. She'd have to be the sort of a girl who'd... well, who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. You know, nights when you and the moon and the water all become one. You feel you're part of something big and marvelous. That's the only place to live... where the stars are so close over your head you feel you could reach up and stir them around. Certainly, I've been thinking about it. Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things...
[she comes around the blanket "Walls of Jericho" and kneels by his bed]
Ellie Andrews: Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. I want to do all those things you talked about.
Peter Warne: You'd better go back to your bed.
Ellie Andrews: I love you. Nothing else matters. We can run away. Everything will take care of itself. Please, Peter, I can't let you out of my life now. I couldn't live without you.
[she cries in his arms]
Peter Warne: [firmly] You'd better go back to your bed.
Ellie Andrews: I'm sorry.
[she returns to her bed still crying]
[as he walks Ellie down the aisle, Mr. Andrews talks to her]
Alexander Andrews: You're a sucker to go through with this. That guy Warne is OK. He didn't want the reward. All he asked for was $39.60, what he spent on you. Said it was a matter of principle. You took him for a ride. He loves you, Ellie. He told me so. You don't want to be married to a mug like Westley; I can buy him off for a pot of gold. And you can make an old man happy and you won't do so bad for yourself. If you change your mind, your car's waiting at the back gate.
King Westley: [after Ellie runs away from their wedding] What happened?
Alexander Andrews: I haven't the faintest idea.
Oscar Shapeley: What's a matter sister? You ain't sayin' much.
Ellie Andrews: It seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance.
It Happened One Night(1934)
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 15 2011, 11:32 PM
Yeh Dialogue tha ya film ki script?
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 18 2011, 09:30 PM
Yeh Dialogue tha ya film ki script?
Film se liye best dialogues.
Has lots of nice ones which became stereotypes later.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 22 2011, 11:34 PM
Thoda khaao .. thoda fenko.. bahut maza aata hai
Naseerudin shah in Jaane bhi do yaaron
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 27 2011, 10:22 PM
Thoda khaao .. thoda fenko.. bahut maza aata hai
Naseerudin shah in Jaane bhi do yaaron
The movie had so many wonderful dialogues. A movie worth watching repeatedly.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 29 2011, 11:37 PM
Thoda khaao .. thoda fenko.. bahut maza aata hai
Naseerudin shah in Jaane bhi do yaaron
The movie had so many wonderful dialogues. A movie worth watching repeatedly.
"Oo ji pul tau tootna hi tha... hum tau cement mai ret milte hai wo .. ret mai cement"
Om Puri in Jaane bhi do yaaron
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 2 2011, 08:34 PM
Thoda khaao .. thoda fenko.. bahut maza aata hai
Naseerudin shah in Jaane bhi do yaaron
The movie had so many wonderful dialogues. A movie worth watching repeatedly.
"Oo ji pul tau tootna hi tha... hum tau cement mai ret milte hai wo .. ret mai cement"
Om Puri in Jaane bhi do yaaron
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 2 2011, 08:36 PM
Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Ramesh Babu
Posted by: Rushin Apr 3 2011, 01:28 PM
Agar Aaj Tumhare Pitaji Zinda Hote....
Almost every other Hindi movie.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 3 2011, 09:13 PM
Agar Aaj Tumhare Pitaji Zinda Hote....
Almost every other Hindi movie.
with the droopy eye look
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 15 2011, 12:36 AM
Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Ramesh Babu
what movie is this from
Ramesh babu reminds me of "Bijli (Richa Sharma)" in Anubhav with Shekhar Suman
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 15 2011, 12:38 AM
Shaaraab "Palaao" ge....
Annu kapoor to Sunny Deol in Ghayal
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 16 2011, 09:27 PM
Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Ramesh Babu
what movie is this from
Ramesh babu reminds me of "Bijli (Richa Sharma)" in Anubhav with Shekhar Suman If I am not mistaken I saw it in Om Shanti Om but it maybe a hash of some other movie as well.
Haven't seen Anubhav.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 16 2011, 09:28 PM
I could have had class, I could have been a contender, I could have been somebody.
Marlon Brando in On The Waterfront
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 20 2011, 07:51 PM
Tu zor zor se bolke sabko aapni "Scheme" bata de...
Akshay Kumar to Rajpal yadav in Phir hera pheri
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 23 2011, 08:24 PM
Tu zor zor se bolke sabko aapni "Scheme" bata de...
Akshay Kumar to Rajpal yadav in Phir hera pheri
remember seeing it. was amusing on film!
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 29 2011, 07:52 PM
Madaaam .. bas...
Annu kappor in 7 Khoon maaf
Posted by: hildebrand May 1 2011, 05:41 PM
Madaaam .. bas...
Annu kappor in 7 Khoon maaf
Would you recommend the movie for a watch?
Posted by: Marcilo May 12 2011, 10:04 PM
Madaaam .. bas...
Annu kappor in 7 Khoon maaf
Would you recommend the movie for a watch?
haan why not... movie is kinda slow at times... also i watch with 5 year old hanging around so can't fully indulge in the movie.
i could not understand why annu kapoor was killed.
Posted by: Marcilo May 12 2011, 10:13 PM
Shall we....?
Capt. Jack Sparrow
Posted by: hildebrand May 29 2011, 10:55 PM
Madaaam .. bas...
Annu kappor in 7 Khoon maaf
Would you recommend the movie for a watch?
haan why not... movie is kinda slow at times... also i watch with 5 year old hanging around so can't fully indulge in the movie.
i could not understand why annu kapoor was killed.
will try to catch it sometime. according to wikipedia he gets killed due to his voracious appetite for sxx
Posted by: Rushin Jun 19 2011, 07:55 AM
"Pani Ke Bina Machhaliya Kaise Tadap Rahi Hai"
Posted by: hildebrand Sep 17 2011, 02:44 AM
"Pani Ke Bina Machhaliya Kaise Tadap Rahi Hai"
sounds familiar.
Posted by: hildebrand Sep 17 2011, 02:46 AM
My favourite movie this year has been Pyaar Ka Punchnama.
Here is its best scene. Guys will especially enjoy the dialogues about what some women do.
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