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Posted by: preet Aug 28 2006, 09:08 PM
Lets play a new game 
we start with a statement and everyone will keep adding lines to build a rumour!!!! there shouldnt be a bit of truth in those lines and it should be funny no bad words!!!!
when we have had enough of one topic we can change the statement by common consent!!!
eg. i post " Preet got engaged to Abhishek Bachchan"
the next person posts "they will be getting married on moon"
so there.... the first line is
Soniya Gandhi joined BJP
Posted by: vivekpm Aug 28 2006, 09:16 PM
And she will join Advani for the next rath-yatra
Cheers,
Posted by: ashgupta3 Aug 28 2006, 09:20 PM
Next rumor:
"BJP is getting engaged to Abhishek Bachchan"
Posted by: preet Aug 28 2006, 09:24 PM
and they will be spending their honeymoon in Ash's flat 
Posted by: shivani Aug 28 2006, 09:36 PM
not really! Preety has magnanimously booked a trip for Abhishek and BJP for Bihar 
Posted by: ashgupta3 Aug 28 2006, 09:48 PM
Ok lets all be mature here and try to spread this rumor with all seriousness. At least learn from the creator of this thread how to do that
And she will join Advani for the next rath-yatra
Next rumor:
Someone steals one of the wheels of the rath in broad day light
Posted by: preet Aug 28 2006, 09:56 PM
but still Advani went on with their yatra bumping around on one wheel and Soniya sang zaraa haulle haulle chalo more saajna.... Ash!!! 
you say i spread rumor!!!
Posted by: shivani Aug 28 2006, 10:06 PM
..which A R Rehman heard and was so impressed that decided to sign Sonia for his next musical blockbuster.
nah you just cook it, spread to apne aap ho jata hai
Posted by: ashgupta3 Aug 28 2006, 10:11 PM
but still Advani went on with their yatra bumping around on one wheel and Soniya sang zaraa haulle haulle chalo more saajna....
Ash!!! you say i spread rumor!!!Preety,
Sarasar jhoota ilzaam, I only said that u start the rumor, its the other who spread it
Next rumour:
They see a runaway bride passing by, quickly grab her tooti phooti cycle and start singing, hey maine kasam li liiiiii, hey tune kasam li liiiiiiii
Posted by: preet Aug 28 2006, 10:13 PM
aur parallel rumors nahi chalaana 
main hi mili subko badnaam karne ke liye!!! Posted by: shivani Aug 28 2006, 10:14 PM
nahi khelte.. koi dekhta bhi nahi.
sab jhoothon ko game mubarak
Posted by: preet Aug 29 2006, 09:02 AM
nahi khelte.. koi dekhta bhi nahi.sab jhoothon ko game mubarak
bus lagaa diya naa break!!!! kisko dikhana dekhna hai the runaway bride fell in love with the ghoda khiching the rath
Posted by: Talaikya Aug 29 2006, 09:13 AM
I am 
, kaise khelte hain yeh game... when does one start a new rumor for example?
Posted by: preet Aug 29 2006, 09:19 AM
Simble hai T mom!!!!! you just add on to the last sentence making it more scandalous or if you have had enough of the topic just give a new line 
Posted by: Talaikya Aug 29 2006, 09:26 AM
Oic - (kya kya mindless game khelte rehte hain tumhare saath, with very weird side effects I assure you) (aaj meri maut nischit hain 
)
the runaway bride fell in love with the ghoda khiching the rath
and they eloped ditching the poor rath 
Posted by: Marcilo Aug 29 2006, 07:31 PM
Rumor .. yaani ki Aafwah
and they eloped ditching the poor rath
actually Ghoda ditched them for Basanti… no I mean Dhanno
Posted by: preet Aug 29 2006, 07:34 PM
Dhanno was actually a shrapit Princess who would turn back into a girl as soon as a Ghoda kissed her!!! 
Posted by: Marcilo Aug 29 2006, 08:31 PM
Now i know how they got idea for "Shrek".
Posted by: ashgupta3 Aug 29 2006, 08:49 PM
the runaway bride fell in love with the ghoda khiching the rath
Ok let me take over the rumor/story from here onward
Touched by the love of the princess (ie runaway bride), the ghoda magically turns into a handsome prince. Then he tells the princess that he is actually the groom to be, who couldnt come to his own wedding (and that was the reason y bride decided to run), coz he was needed to kheech the rath. All gile shikve were settled and they both lived happily ever after. So the moral of the story is, if someone is busy blame it on Sonia Gandhi
Next rumour:
"Mallika Sherawat is planning to become a nun"
Posted by: preet Aug 29 2006, 08:57 PM
and Imraan Hashmi will be the next pope!!!!!
Posted by: august Aug 29 2006, 09:05 PM
and Imraan Hashmi will be the next pope!!!!!
reading this.. many catholics have decided to get converted to hinduism
Posted by: ashgupta3 Aug 29 2006, 10:03 PM
And there will be even more conversion once they hear that Himesh Reshamiya is going to sing songs in all the churches
Posted by: Marcilo Aug 30 2006, 12:16 AM
And Udita will also be there
Posted by: preet Aug 30 2006, 02:11 PM
er- and henceforth all the Ex- nuns, popes and choir singers will be in mahesh bhatt's movie 
Posted by: Marcilo Aug 30 2006, 07:11 PM
and the name will be "Nun-Ster"
Posted by: Reeth Sep 26 2007, 03:45 PM
and the name will be "Nun-Ster"
I hear "Nun-Ster" will star Mallika Sherawat as Mother Superior ....
( what a waste!!)Posted by: simplefable Sep 26 2007, 04:18 PM
I see men queuing before churches just to get a glimpse at the Mother superior...
Posted by: Reeth Sep 26 2007, 04:28 PM
I see men queuing before churches just to get a glimpse at the Mother superior...
.....and Emran Hashmi has been given the role of a Choir boy (who is a secret agent) who takes good care
of Mother superior(Mallika...)from all those men queing up to catch a glimpse of her...
Posted by: simplefable Sep 26 2007, 04:34 PM
Is Choirboy empowered to kiss Mother Superior ?
Posted by: Reeth Sep 26 2007, 04:36 PM
Is Choirboy empowered to kiss Mother Superior ?
Oops Blasphemy!! at least not in the open.... Posted by: simplefable Feb 20 2008, 07:51 AM
Lets start afresh.... :smile;
Fidel castro comes to India to set up a true socialist Democracy.
Posted by: Reeth Feb 21 2008, 03:25 PM
He is amazed at the possiblities in India...... He decided to make Madame Sonia Gandhi his PRO.....
Posted by: Marcilo Feb 21 2008, 09:42 PM
Strangely communists start to protest since they feel he is an outsider. Talk about diversity with in communism
Posted by: simplefable Feb 25 2008, 09:10 PM
So they decide to start a new party called CPI ( A to Z ). 
Posted by: Reeth Feb 26 2008, 02:57 PM
So they decide to start a new party called CPI ( A to Z ).
Of course there were protests by the newly appointed PRO as she wanted the party to be called CPI(I-S)(Indira to Sonia)....Finally they settled on CPI(A-Z)...
Posted by: simplefable Feb 26 2008, 06:39 PM
Then they started to select the party emblem. Sonia had this bright idea of having a Sickle and hammer beside the Cow and Calf. ( She loves ham burgers, ofcourse. )
Posted by: Reeth Feb 28 2008, 03:29 PM
Then they started to select the party emblem. Sonia had this bright idea of having a Sickle and hammer beside the Cow and Calf. ( She loves ham burgers, ofcourse. )
...And, Finally it was decided that the party would carry the emblem with the Cow and the calf carrying the sickle and the hammer much to everyone's satisfaction...
Posted by: simplefable Feb 28 2008, 04:40 PM
Then Mrs Sonia Maino appointed Mr Rahul Gandhi as Youth president and Mrs Priyanka Gandhi as Cultural Ambassador of the Party.
Posted by: HumTum Feb 28 2008, 04:42 PM
Pizza and Pasta became our national staple food.
Posted by: simplefable Feb 28 2008, 05:10 PM
Advani starts CHAVAL BACHAO andolan.
Posted by: Marcilo Feb 29 2008, 01:14 AM
And this time around he starts "Bail gaadi Yatra"
Posted by: simplefable Feb 29 2008, 07:46 AM
Laloo objects to this Yatra, as he is sure that the Bullocks will be tired. He instead asks Government to transport them free to any place in India.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 4 2008, 04:09 AM
And ever wondered how that chara ghotala came to existence? There are the roots of that issue.
So once he transported those bails, his account books had to show fodder purchase too. Prefect scenario 
Posted by: simplefable Mar 4 2008, 07:31 AM
But Castro objected to that saying that a pure havana cigar would make a bail run for twenty hours without getting tired. He further revealed that it is the secret of his Energy.
Posted by: HarshBhatt Mar 4 2008, 08:02 AM
Harbhajan Singh honoured with Sir Don Bradman Award
Posted by: HarshBhatt Mar 4 2008, 08:02 AM
Harbhajan Singh honoured with Sir Don Bradman Award
Posted by: simplefable Mar 4 2008, 08:34 AM
Ricky ponting and Symonds along with Hayden are awarded the Gentlemen of the Cricket award jointly.
Posted by: HarshBhatt Mar 4 2008, 08:38 AM
Ricky ponting and Symonds along with Hayden are awarded the Gentlemen of the Cricket award jointly.
Steve Bucknor presented the award.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 4 2008, 10:03 PM
Yeh beech mai… harbhajan kidher se aaya?
Harbhajan scratched his armpits with both hands while taking award
Posted by: simplefable Mar 4 2008, 10:05 PM
The australian press printed in bold letters " BAJJI GOT MAIDS " ( Monkey Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome ) .
Posted by: parag_sankla Mar 4 2008, 10:07 PM
Ricky ponting and Symonds along with Hayden are awarded the Gentlemen of the Cricket award jointly.
This one was too good Venkat !
Cheers
Parag
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 12 2008, 03:26 AM
Since Bhajii said Ozs love him so he was made captain of OZ team
Posted by: suhana_safar Mar 12 2008, 06:00 AM
Taking on the cricket issue...
Its heard that Harbajan has been appointed as a conflict management consultant in the Australian Cricket Team.
Posted by: simplefable Mar 12 2008, 05:20 PM
It has been reliably learnt that a rich haul of unreleased songs of Rafi Sahab on vinyls were found in the lockers of Credit De Suisse, Switzerland.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 13 2008, 08:44 PM
One smuggler had smuggled that vinyl, specially made for him, to Swiss Alps
Posted by: simplefable Mar 13 2008, 08:49 PM
It has been also learnt that the Indian Government is trying to lure the Smuggler with loads of money, the exact amount hasnt been disclosed to the media.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 22 2008, 01:57 AM
KGB is on trail too.. and so is CIA
Posted by: simplefable Mar 27 2008, 10:38 PM
Sonia Gandhi has resigned her Post in Congress.
Posted by: simplefable Apr 10 2008, 03:11 PM
India was voted as the first Corruption free Country.
Posted by: Reeth Apr 10 2008, 03:59 PM
In a press statement Rahul Gandhi has said that he is planning to
go back to the United states of Ameria and get married to his
south American GF.... 
Posted by: simplefable Apr 10 2008, 04:26 PM
Veronique Gandhi Zindabad !! Hailed the bastions of Congress party, as they tried to persuade Rahul Gandhi to come back and lead the beleaguered Country ...
http://www.expressindia.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=30839
Posted by: Reeth Apr 12 2008, 12:51 PM
Veronique Gandhi Zindabad !! Hailed the bastions of Congress party, as they tried to persuade Rahul Gandhi to come back and lead the beleaguered Country ...
http://www.expressindia.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=30839
Last heard Rahul and spanish GF are planning to wed underwater at Ramsethu and the Vishwa hindu parishad and BJP is planning a protest under water
Posted by: simplefable Apr 13 2008, 12:20 PM
With the huge profits from his Kolkata Knight riders match, Shah rukh khan is contemplating to leave the filmdom for greener pastures.
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 15 2008, 12:55 AM
With the huge profits from his Kolkata Knight riders match, Shah rukh khan is contemplating to leave the filmdom for greener pastures.
You never know if IPL might turn into money spinner
Rumor is that – to promote his team SRK will do Bat (rath) yatra from Mumbai to Kolkata
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 15 2008, 01:02 AM
Veronique Gandhi Zindabad !! Hailed the bastions of Congress party, as they tried to persuade Rahul Gandhi to come back and lead the beleaguered Country ...
http://www.expressindia.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=30839
Don't be surprised if the entire Congress party will fall on the feets of this Spanish girl to take over our country as PM (just like they did for Sonia ji)
Jai Hind
Cheers
Parag
Posted by: simplefable Apr 15 2008, 07:18 AM
You never know if IPL might turn into money spinner
Rumor is that – to promote his team SRK will do Bat (rath) yatra from Mumbai to Kolkata
Marc...I was in Hyderabad when matches were played recently..somehow, the spark is missing. I trust it is because the way we perceive Cricket as a game...between two countries. Take football for instance, Mohan bagan...East bengal..etc, they are declining so rapidly. Club cricket, i think will never be popular in India..My guess..
Don't be surprised if the entire Congress party will fall on the feets of this Spanish girl to take over our country as PM (just like they did for Sonia ji)
Jai Hind
Cheers
Parag
Parag...I wont be surprised..trust me ! Sometimes, i feel sad how we have let down those martyrs who got us Independence ..
Rumour of the day !!
Worried about the diminishing numbers, the Indian Government has decided to give incentives to employees who have second and third child.
Posted by: Reeth Apr 15 2008, 05:54 PM
You never know if IPL might turn into money spinner
Rumor is that – to promote his team SRK will do Bat (rath) yatra from Mumbai to Kolkata
Marc...I was in Hyderabad when matches were played recently..somehow, the spark is missing. I trust it is because the way we perceive Cricket as a game...between two countries. Take football for instance, Mohan bagan...East bengal..etc, they are declining so rapidly. Club cricket, i think will never be popular in India..My guess..
Don't be surprised if the entire Congress party will fall on the feets of this Spanish girl to take over our country as PM (just like they did for Sonia ji)
Jai Hind
Cheers
Parag
Parag...I wont be surprised..trust me ! Sometimes, i feel sad how we have let down those martyrs who got us Independence ..
Rumour of the day !!
Worried about the diminishing numbers, the Indian Government has decided to give incentives to employees who have second and third child.
Last heard Karuna nidhi was planning to go on a hunger strike in support of Rambhaktas and others
who want to save the Ramsethu and the UPA as usual is supporting Karuna nidhi in all
his moves
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 15 2008, 09:01 PM
Which one did you watch? Yes, i agree we have more inclination towards countries playing each other than clubs. Clubs were never part and parcel of cricket at top level
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 15 2008, 09:04 PM
Rumor has it that there will be a movie directed by Subhash Ghai that will only have item numbers
Posted by: simplefable Apr 15 2008, 09:54 PM
Marc..i havent gone to the cricket match. I just passed by the stadium and surprised to watch is so empty...still so many slots are available in parking lots..etc. the traffic was quite normal. If the match would be between countries..am afraid that could have been a nightmare.
The only international match i watched was the first twenty20 match in Johnnesberg last year..and it was quite fun..
Right now, the weather is so cool down south in India, that snowfall is predicted anytime now.
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 17 2008, 08:37 PM
Rumor has it that the Board of Directors of HF have hit a jackpot of $ 678 million. In order to share this happiness with the members, here is the latest announcement :
1. For every post the member will be given 5 cents
2. For every post with a song attachment the member will be given 25 cents
3. Once the cumulative amount reaches $100, the same will be credited to the members Paypal account
4. There is an yearly limit of $1000 per member to be given away under this scheme
5. The management has the right to withdraw this scheme at any point of time without giving any reasons with a 24 hour notice.
And guess what....
There is a mad rush in postings at HF
All those who used to post earlier and who did not used to too....!
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 17 2008, 09:40 PM
Rumor has it that the Board of Directors of HF have hit a jackpot of $ 678 million. In order to share this happiness with the members, here is the latest announcement :
1. For every post the member will be given 5 cents
2. For every post with a song attachment the member will be given 25 cents
3. Once the cumulative amount reaches $100, the same will be credited to the members Paypal account
4. There is an yearly limit of $1000 per member to be given away under this scheme
5. The management has the right to withdraw this scheme at any point of time without giving any reasons with a 24 hour notice.
Based on recommendations of a committee of learned members, the following sub-clauses have been added to the above announcement :
6. For all the antakshari threads on HF, any mistake in the lyrics posted will count as negative 50 cents per mistake for all the members. A special Urdu/Hindi expert will be appointed to find out mistakes.
7. This will make sure that those members who are not expert in Hindi/Urdu will not be able to increase their post count by posting more and more songs on the Antakshari threads.
The board of directors reserves all the rights to add, change or remove any of the above rules.
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 18 2008, 12:44 AM
Due to large yet peaceful protests from many members, here are the latest additions to the above rules :
8. A separate forum called "Common man's Antakshari" has been created on HF where it is officially permitted to make
mistakes in Hindi, Urdu, English, Zulu..any language as long as the other members can understand the same.
9. Any mistakes in the threads posted on this particular forum will not call for negative 50 cents towards the members.
The board of directors reserves all the rights to add, change or remove any of the above rules.
Posted by: HumTum Apr 18 2008, 08:02 PM
1. For every post the member will be given 5 cents
2. For every post with a song attachment the member will be given 25 cents
3. Once the cumulative amount reaches $100, the same will be credited to the members Paypal account
4. There is an yearly limit of $1000 per member to be given away under this scheme
5. The management has the right to withdraw this scheme at any point of time without giving any reasons with a 24 hour notice.
And guess what....
There is a mad rush in postings at HF
All those who used to post earlier and who did not used to too....!
Latest Flash News!
Guess what! The ratio will not be any more in effect. I just saw some time back my ratio was showing 0! No more bitrate restrictions. WOW! 
Posted by: HumTum Apr 18 2008, 08:04 PM
8. A separate forum called "Common man's Antakshari" has been created on HF where it is officially permitted to make
mistakes in Hindi, Urdu, English, Zulu..any language as long as the other members can understand the same.
9. Any mistakes in the threads posted on this particular forum will not call for negative 50 cents towards the members.
The board of directors reserves all the rights to add, change or remove any of the above rules.
More good news Parag bhai! We can use our own language scripts! WOW!
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 18 2008, 08:18 PM
1. For every post the member will be given 5 cents
2. For every post with a song attachment the member will be given 25 cents
3. Once the cumulative amount reaches $100, the same will be credited to the members Paypal account
4. There is an yearly limit of $1000 per member to be given away under this scheme
5. The management has the right to withdraw this scheme at any point of time without giving any reasons with a 24 hour notice.
And guess what....
There is a mad rush in postings at HF
All those who used to post earlier and who did not used to too....!
Latest Flash News!
Guess what! The ratio will not be any more in effect. I just saw some time back my ratio was showing 0! No more bitrate restrictions. WOW! With the ratio restriction going away, members do not need to resort to Antakshari threads to increase their thread count, just a thank you note after download is enough.
As a result of this, the number of posts in Antakshari threads have gone terribly low and the specially appointed Hindi/Urdu moderator is out of job !
Cheers
Parag
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 18 2008, 10:37 PM
As a result of this, the number of posts in Antakshari threads have gone terribly low
Cheers
Parag
As an after effect of this, the huge order of 50,000 Urdu dictionaries place by the HF board of directors has been cancelled. Thats a big saving of thousands of dolllars. That money will now be used for buying additional capacity for the HF server, so that the songs can be kept for 90 days instead of the current setting of 30 days !
Cheers
Parag
Posted by: parag_sankla Apr 19 2008, 02:27 AM
1. For every post the member will be given 5 cents
2. For every post with a song attachment the member will be given 25 cents
3. Once the cumulative amount reaches $100, the same will be credited to the members Paypal account
4. There is an yearly limit of $1000 per member to be given away under this scheme
5. The management has the right to withdraw this scheme at any point of time without giving any reasons with a 24 hour notice.
And guess what....
There is a mad rush in postings at HF
All those who used to post earlier and who did not used to too....!
Latest Flash News!
Guess what! The ratio will not be any more in effect. I just saw some time back my ratio was showing 0! No more bitrate restrictions. WOW! With the ratio restriction going away, members do not need to resort to Antakshari threads to increase their thread count, just a thank you note after download is enough.
As a result of this, the number of posts in Antakshari threads have gone terribly low and the specially appointed Hindi/Urdu moderator is out of job !
Cheers
Parag
Rumour is that due to this, all the followers/supporters of Hindi/Urdu moderator have gone on hunger strike.
Their demand is that all the members of HF must be taught chaste Hindi and Urdu and appoint this moderator back.
The HF board of directors have given an assurance that their demands will be looked into.
Posted by: HarshBhatt Apr 19 2008, 04:57 AM
Rumor has it that the Board of Directors of HF have hit a jackpot of $ 678 million. In order to share this happiness with the members, here is the latest announcement :
For continously posting in this thread, Parag has been given $ 1 Million by HF
Sorry i was not suppose to make it publicPosted by: parag_sankla Apr 19 2008, 05:01 AM
Rumor has it that the Board of Directors of HF have hit a jackpot of $ 678 million. In order to share this happiness with the members, here is the latest announcement :
For continously posting in this thread, Parag has been given $ 1 Million by HF
Sorry i was not suppose to make it publicAnd the latest and bestest news is that Parag is opening an "Online Urdu/Hindi academy" with that money, where free training on posting correct lyrics will be provided to all members of HF.
Cheers Harsh bhai
Parag
Posted by: HarshBhatt Apr 19 2008, 05:23 AM
After winning the first IPL league match 
, SRK in an interview said that
" Millions of people watching the match on TV, Boozing , Mallya is still a winner. "
Posted by: HarshBhatt Apr 19 2008, 05:39 AM
And the latest and bestest news is that Parag is opening an "Online Urdu/Hindi academy" with that money, where free training on posting correct lyrics will be provided to all members of HF.
Cheers Harsh bhai
Parag
Update,
9738 Memebers have already registered with the "Online Urdu/Hindi academy"
Posted by: simplefable Jul 23 2008, 06:05 PM
Flash..Flash..
Sotheby's and Christie's have sent agents to India to learn the art of conducting a bid from our able parliamentarians.
Posted by: Marcilo Sep 26 2008, 08:29 AM
George bush now wants to join Democrats
Posted by: simplefable Sep 26 2008, 08:36 AM
does that make Bush able to run for presidency again ?? just inquisitive..
Gas prices have been slashed by half all over the world.
Posted by: HumTum Sep 26 2008, 09:12 AM
With 1 kg of rice you get 5 litres petrol free
Posted by: Reeth Sep 26 2008, 08:54 PM
With 1 kg of rice you get 5 litres petrol free
Gotya!!! That was Deve Gowda's Election promise, there is more from where that came
Rice at one rupee a kilo and sugar at 2 rupees a kilo and dhal at 3 rupees a kilo and so on...
Posted by: HumTum Sep 26 2008, 08:59 PM
And the rest of the moolah goes into that huge suitcase kept outside BIA.
Posted by: simplefable Nov 7 2008, 01:27 PM
Obama is coming over to Mumbai to offer prayers at Local Hanuman Temple
Posted by: HumTum Nov 7 2008, 01:37 PM
Obama has lifted visa formalities for all India residing Indian citizens..
Posted by: simplefable Nov 9 2008, 10:17 AM
India has been voted as the most corruption free nation in the World.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 5 2009, 01:13 AM
There are indications that it may snow heavily tomorrow in Tirupati. The weatherman has recommended that everybody take suitable precautions.
Posted by: Faraaj73 Apr 5 2009, 04:31 AM
Elvis is alive!!!
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 5 2009, 07:13 PM
100 hitherto unreleased songs of Elvis discovered!
Posted by: HumTum Apr 5 2009, 11:12 PM
The unreleased songs hit the auction and Mallya buys them all and brings them to India.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 6 2009, 01:04 AM
India mein jab plane land hone waala tha jama hui janta ko CDs dikhaane ke liye Mallya ne unhein plane ke bahar haath kar ke nikaala aur kisi ne unhein chura liya! Ab Mumbai ke chor bazar mein un CDs ko dhoondha ja raha hai.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 6 2009, 07:56 AM
mallya khud hi elvis hai !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 6 2009, 04:08 PM
BTM ji aaj Elvis Mallya se Heartbreak Hotel sunne jayengi.
Posted by: HumTum Apr 6 2009, 04:31 PM
Elvis Mallya and Himesh Reshammiya decide a Live show together and guess who is the guest of honor? BTM
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 6 2009, 05:38 PM
Us show ka special gaana jo BTM ji ko dedicated hai ke lyrics leak ho gaye hain.
Yeh gaana Elvis Mallya aur Himesh Reshammiya ka duet hai. Bol Hain:-
You look like an Angel Talk Like An Angel
oooooh ooooooooooooooh oooooh oooh
Aashiq Banaya Aapne Can't Help Falling in Love
Jhalak Dikhla Ja Ek Baar Aaja Aaja
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 6 2009, 05:53 PM
MALLYA ASKED btm TO MOVE TO MEMPHIS...RESHAMMIYA WAS HYSTERICALLY JEALOUS
Posted by: HumTum Apr 6 2009, 06:08 PM
MALLYA ASKED btm TO MOVE TO MEMPHIS...RESHAMMIYA WAS HYSTERICALLY JEALOUS
He dialed Brad Pitt only to hear squabbles on the other side between AJ and BP as to who will host BTM when she reaches US.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 6 2009, 06:11 PM
brad was the pits..n angelina anything but jolly.....so BTM decided to disgrace graceland directly
Posted by: HumTum Apr 6 2009, 06:22 PM
Disgrace turned to grace and she was the special guest at the White House!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 6 2009, 07:18 PM
white house..literally....obama ke chehre ka rang ud gaya btm ko dekh kar....woh safaed ho gaya !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 6 2009, 10:32 PM
Uska rang safed ho gaya when he saw that BTM is coming with six inch heel and his intelligence told him she will hit him with it.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 7 2009, 11:59 AM
there was an outcry in the US..the dark horse they had elected had become a white elephant !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 7 2009, 05:24 PM
Now BTM is going with her sandal to vice president taaki balance ke liye woh kaala ho jaaye!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 7 2009, 06:13 PM
SHE IS RUMOURED TO HAVE BEATEN HIM " BLACK " N BLUE
(this is sounding like a story..recalibrate)
Posted by: HumTum Apr 7 2009, 06:15 PM
Black and Blue with the prized shoe that was earlier thrown at B U S H..
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 7 2009, 06:17 PM
hee hee hee
strangely...the shoe was hildebrandz size
Posted by: HumTum Apr 7 2009, 06:28 PM
Hildebrand's shoe? Now I understand why I saw him behind the bars wearing just one shoe!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 7 2009, 06:32 PM
police ne maar maar kar hildebrand ki khaal utaar dii...aur us se missing joota bana diya us ke liye
he has 2 shoes again...n is now planning to throw em at hum tum n btm
Posted by: HumTum Apr 7 2009, 06:50 PM
Humtum rejects it as it is not his favorite brand and throws it at BTM.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 7 2009, 08:29 PM
BTM ran seeing two shoes coming towards her. In the commotion she lost one of her sandals. She was forced to wear one of the shoes with sandal (she didn't want the khaal ka joota lest PETA harass her) with the six inch heel sandal she had left.
She looks pretty funny wearing the combo. A paparazzi who took photo of her in this situation was beaten with her prized sandal and his camera broken. The poor chap is now recovering in Breach Candy Hospital.
It has also been revealed that HT saw HB behind bars because it was infact HT who was in jail. HB was trying to be his lawyer and got good beating for it as shown above. He is in adjoining bed of the paparazzi.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 8 2009, 07:23 AM
n lo n behold...BTM was their nurse...florence nightingale reborn !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 8 2009, 12:03 PM
People are now worried about HT in jail since jailor is BTM's evil twin MTB. We await more news about HT now.
Posted by: HumTum Apr 8 2009, 12:06 PM
HT managed to collect the Jail warden's shoe to throw at Chidam.......
The 'shoe throw' is the latest trend to get the message across quickly!
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 8 2009, 12:15 PM
It seems the messenger got a message himself. MTB had shoes herself which made HT black and blue.
Posted by: HumTum Apr 8 2009, 12:17 PM
Ramgopal Verma plans to make a movie on HT in Eastman Color
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 8 2009, 12:30 PM
eastman colour nahin
postman colour...since messages kii baat ho rahi hai
Posted by: HumTum Apr 8 2009, 12:35 PM
postman ya poster colors ki farak padta hai Sis
Chalo film to multi-cast hai.. music is by Himesh-Presley the raging duo..
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 8 2009, 12:45 PM
mallya presley shot his calendar ! ab he has no dates !!
Posted by: HumTum Apr 8 2009, 12:46 PM
No dates.. How sad but he knew one person would never turn him down just to be in news.. Rakhi (most) soWANT(ed)
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 8 2009, 12:56 PM
rakhi?? wanted??
din mein bhaiyya raat mein sainyaan !!
is this too risque for our puritanical forum ??
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 8 2009, 11:53 PM
Rakhi ka market down hai. BTM and MTB will now do the item song. This shall be the first time twin sisters shall do an item song!
Posted by: HumTum Apr 8 2009, 11:58 PM
She too hit by recession?
Twin sisters and twin item songs with original and remix versions.. the song becomes a chart buster.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 9 2009, 12:05 AM
BTM is now getting offers of 1 Crore plus for item songs now! Times sure are changing since she now insists on burqa as the dress in item song and her favourite six heel sandals are still there!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 09:21 AM
TYTLER HAS DECIDED TO MAARO JHAADOO AT THE GOLDEN TEMPLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE ATONEMENT KE TAUR PE
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 11:08 AM
The Shriomani Gurudwara Prabandhak Comittee has decided to give him boot polish job instead.
Now he is undergoing training for that.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 11:11 AM
training kyon ? mooh par kaalik potne mein to maahir hai
saath mein not so sajjan kumar bhi polish/maska lagaane kii training le rahe hain
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 11:22 AM
MTB is personally training them.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 11:31 AM
dekhte dekhte training school khul gaya...saare pulteeshiyanz enrolled ........not as students.....as teachers
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 11:33 AM
politics kar ke unhone sabpe kabza kar liya. MTB searching for item number assignments again. Hope BTM will help her.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 11:36 AM
btmz upped the ante
ab ek crore nahin.....ek ticket chaahiye usko..............elections jo aa rahe hain
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 12:09 PM
Sab partyon mein hod lag rahi unhein lene ke liye. They all want her to do item numbers in their functions. They don't want to give her ticket though. BTM is eyeing a 25 crore contract for the item songs during election.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 03:59 PM
rahul gandhi decided to close btmz dukaan
he proposed marriage to her
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 04:10 PM
BTM to shadi shuda hai na
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 05:01 PM
arre this is a harsh fact of life..... not a rumour !!!
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 05:04 PM
hmm.
BTM being practical decided that she will marry him after election. 25 crore to kama lo pehle!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 05:06 PM
btmz hubby jumped into the fray ! now he wanted 25 crores to let btm go !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 05:09 PM
BTH(Bachelor turned husband - btm's husband) shall have a meeting with Rahul Gandhi shortly to decide on the details. Meanwhile somebody has told Rahul about MTB who looks like her but is unamarried.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 06:01 PM
the scion of the first political family said.......why wud i settle for a look alike ...unless shez 30 kgs lighter ?!
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 06:04 PM
MTB was immediately sent for being weighed and found to be 29 kgs lighter thus failing the criteria. Some insiders claim that just an hour earlier BTM had fed MTB her famous gobhi pakodas in huge quantity to ensure that the criteria is not met.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 06:07 PM
btm dismissed that as a baseless rumour...saying...she'd never feed anyone anything she could eat herself !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 06:14 PM
BTM shall be going to Amethi soon to campaign for Rahul Gandhi. She will be dancing to Jai ho there!
P.S. oh so knowing the 30 kg difference BTM ate one kg gobhi pakoras herself for the weigh in! BTM is very smart!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 06:16 PM
hee hee hee
btm doesnt know amethi is a place....she thinks thats a methi ka bunch !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 06:33 PM
She goes there dressed up with methi leaves as costume!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 07:06 PM
she was waylaid by bakriyaan..........jo methi leaves khaane lagiin
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 07:13 PM
Paparazzi almost had a field day but like a knight in shining armour Rahul Gandhi put the shall he had been gifted few minutes back around her.
P.S. BTM ji this rumour mill is churning quite a story.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 07:51 PM
btm shunned it..cry...ye kya hai ?? ek chaadar maili sii ?!
no ji wi
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 08:59 PM
Is gaaon mein bhi surf excel hai na!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 09:08 PM
so ab rahul gandhi dhobi ban gaya hai
or was that dhobi ka kutta ?
pulteeshiyanz waise bhi na ghar ke hote hain na ghaat ke
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 11:32 PM
nahi ghaat ke paas woh dhoban se baat karke uske dukh dard samajh raha hai. Bach ke rehna re btm
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 11 2009, 11:37 PM
dhobi ko btm ne tip off kiiya aur usne ghaat par pahunch rahul baba kii dhulaayi shuroo kar dii
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 11 2009, 11:47 PM
Aur uske zakhmi lautne par ek pativrata naari ki tarha uski sewa ki. Me beginning to think BTM/MTB swap to nahi ho gaye!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 12 2009, 12:09 AM
mayavati arrived at the scene...saying..ye mera pradesh hai....yahan sab ke zakhm main bharoongi !
so now..mayawati has her paws on rahul baba
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 12 2009, 12:29 AM
Sanju Baba ki jagah Preety election mein Lucknow se khadi
hone ja rahi hai
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 12 2009, 12:33 AM
Yeh khabar sun kar maya rahul ko chhod lucknow bhaagi. Now BTM has her paws all over him.
Posted by: preet Apr 12 2009, 04:51 PM
hone ja rahi hai
bawla ji im not in lko these days aur vaise bhi im underage to take part in elections
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 12 2009, 11:07 PM
But rang mein bhang daalne suddenly Priyanka Gandhi Aa Gayi.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 15 2009, 01:56 AM
Being the smart tactician that BTM is she took her with Rahul for dinner to the Taj Hotel.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 16 2009, 04:02 PM
aur tab hi pahunche terrorists wahaan !!!! laloo bhi baithe the restaurant mein...unhone kahan..dhat budbak .....ee bumbai ka taaaj naahi hai...ee lucknaoo ka taaaj hai....kaun chapadganju tumka ee ghalat mayap de deeya ??
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 17 2009, 01:32 PM
One of the terrorists turned his AK47 towards Laloo ji.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 22 2009, 05:44 PM
And was surprised to see that Laloo ji has hidden behind BTM.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 23 2009, 08:33 AM
rumour has it that he wasnt behind her skirts..he was under them !
(too risque? )
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 25 2009, 03:32 PM
Apparently he tried that but Rahul Gandhi slapped him.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 25 2009, 06:50 PM
protest mein...gaayon ne doodh dena band kar diya !
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 25 2009, 08:53 PM
Ab Laloo ji bhainson ke doodh pe zinda hain.
(BTM, request you to please put this whole story together in one post so that others can enjoy it and contribute to further. Only the two of us are playing otherwise).
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 25 2009, 09:14 PM
bhaison nahin.....bailon !!!
arre this is not the story thread...i think u have it confused
come up with outrageous rumours
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 25 2009, 09:28 PM
bhaison nahin.....bailon !!!
arre this is not the story thread...i think u have it confused
come up with outrageous rumours
I meant, its become a great story anyway. Might as well put it together.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 25 2009, 09:28 PM
While Laloo ji was hiding behind BTM with Rahul due to fear, militants caught hold of Rabri Devi.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 25 2009, 10:02 PM
rabri said...mere paas koi SWAT nahin hai tumhein dene ko........hai ek gaai hai..SWATI..woh le lo
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 26 2009, 03:35 AM
Militants ne uska offer thukra ke uske sir pe bandook rakh di.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 28 2009, 09:32 PM
Militants are demanding release of L.K. Advani to mental asylum to release the hostages.
Posted by: hildebrand Apr 28 2009, 09:32 PM
Militants are demanding release of L.K. Advani to mental asylum to release the hostages.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Apr 29 2009, 08:54 AM
the citizens took out a morcha...said parliament se koi paagal nahin chhodeinge !
Posted by: simplefable May 3 2009, 05:03 PM
the citizens took out a morcha...said parliament se koi paagal nahin chhodeinge !
But the parliamentarians took off in their private helicopters !
Posted by: hildebrand May 7 2009, 05:49 PM
They are all in mental asylum now. (wish it wasn't a rumour 
)
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 7 2009, 08:25 PM
hildebrand has just returned from 3 weeks of intensive mossad training
Posted by: hildebrand May 8 2009, 03:44 PM
Hildebrand is very happy after training given by mossad expert MBT.
Posted by: simplefable May 8 2009, 04:39 PM
He just walked up to M ..and said " Am Brand..Hilde Brand ! ".
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 8 2009, 04:53 PM
hildebrand was shocked to learn that the mossad hadnt heard of swords !
Posted by: hildebrand May 8 2009, 10:05 PM
Now he has arranged for Venkat to go and train them in swordfighting. BTM may go there too to train them in fire fighting since she's a trained fire eater.
Posted by: HumTum May 8 2009, 10:19 PM
Fire eater BTM is busy eating chocolates and she has forgotten fighting and teaches Venkat to dance to her new tunes that she has been practising while enjoying those chocolates.
Posted by: hildebrand May 8 2009, 10:59 PM
Mossad is wondering if HT can help instead.
PS Where were you lately?
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 8 2009, 11:28 PM
btm had been gorging on liqueur chocolates .... one fire eating demonstration for simple fable..n btm was incinerated !!!! whooooooosh !!!
Posted by: hildebrand May 9 2009, 11:58 AM
Unfazed by BTM's Incineration simple fable started gorging on the remaining liquer chocolates. He specially adores the rum and vodka flavoured ones.
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 9 2009, 02:04 PM
these r stories....not outrageous rumours..
HUM TUM HOSTED A DINNER FOR THE KOLKATA KNIGHT RIDERS..........N COZ THEY PERFORMED SO BADLY...THEY HAD TO DO ALL THEIR DISHES THEMSELVES
Posted by: hildebrand May 9 2009, 02:05 PM
BTM did another item song there with SRK for 1 Crore!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 9 2009, 02:09 PM
hee hee hee
i am sooooooooo glad to know i am never out of ur thoughts !!!!
AFTER BTMZ DANCE.......THE ALREADY DEPRESSED TEAM TURNED SUICIDAL !
Posted by: HumTum May 9 2009, 03:20 PM
Suicidal team left a note for the CIDs that the cause for their unnatural deaths is BTM.
Posted by: hildebrand May 9 2009, 03:29 PM
BTM is now in S*** Creek Jail.
Posted by: simplefable May 9 2009, 04:33 PM
and only one man can save her...Brand with a "e".
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 9 2009, 05:11 PM
sigh...again....story ban gayi
BTM tunnelled her way outta S*** creek jail..........she was honoured with the rashtriya puraskar for giving the jail a new sewage system !
Posted by: simplefable May 12 2009, 01:51 PM
Suddenly the temperatures dropped so low that it started to snow .
Posted by: hildebrand May 13 2009, 11:35 AM
SF made a killing selling winter gear
Posted by: simplefable May 13 2009, 04:23 PM
Ofcourse , under the famed brand...Hilde !
Posted by: hildebrand May 13 2009, 09:34 PM
SF likely to be booked for impersonation now.
Posted by: simplefable May 14 2009, 12:24 AM
Under section 12 (a) of the Central Right to Copy Act 1887, i cannot be held responsible.
the section reads" Whom ever can copy what ever they want from where ever they can and nothing under the constitution warrants prosecution of such persons as their acts are considered to be in good faith and true spirit of Copying".
Posted by: hildebrand May 14 2009, 04:47 PM
Court rejects the argument since law no longer holds. SF fined 2 crores. The verdict led SF to faint. He's now recuperating in mystery movies cinema.
Posted by: simplefable May 14 2009, 11:37 PM
Presently SF contemplating to join the notorious Brand's Eleven !
Posted by: hildebrand May 15 2009, 02:21 PM
SF went fishing to Rajmundhry. Didn't catch any fish but caught a mermaid.
Posted by: simplefable May 15 2009, 09:12 PM
The mermaid said..." buddy, am a normal person like you...just my legs got wrapped up in these damn polythene covers ".
Posted by: HumTum May 15 2009, 09:15 PM
The mermaid is an eco friendly creature, so she reuses all the milk packet covers that SF dumps in the sea.
Posted by: simplefable May 15 2009, 10:16 PM
So, the covers did come back and suffocated me ?
Posted by: Marcilo May 15 2009, 11:35 PM
Rahul Gandhi has taken sanyaas from politics
Posted by: simplefable May 15 2009, 11:59 PM
And Priyanka takes his place..according to closely placed source.
Posted by: suhana_safar May 16 2009, 02:17 AM
IPL is being taken over by Lalu prasad
Posted by: hildebrand May 16 2009, 03:48 PM
Cheerleaders will come from lalu's tabela!
Be ready for the buffalo dance.
Posted by: suhana_safar May 16 2009, 04:07 PM
IPL is being taken over by Lalu prasad
Good one.
thanks Bc, u many never know this rumour may come true....if thats the case all will be asked to wear lungi. And then the rumour of Hildebrand cheerl leaders may also come true.
Posted by: simplefable May 16 2009, 06:42 PM
Lalu already bought a team and named it.." Bihar Bulls " !
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 03:27 PM
Lalu is planning a women's IPL also now.
Posted by: simplefable May 17 2009, 05:01 PM
And kept Rabri as incharge.
Posted by: hildebrand May 17 2009, 09:36 PM
Rabri XI is one of the premier teams. All members visit beauty parlour before every match!
Posted by: bawlachintu May 18 2009, 11:27 AM
Rabri XI is one of the premier teams. All members visit beauty parlour before every match!
Mamta Banerji took over Kolkata Night Riders
Posted by: Marcilo May 19 2009, 07:21 PM
Mulayam Yadav has his team now... Banaras Laal Topis
Posted by: simplefable May 19 2009, 09:06 PM
Manmohan Singh too has his own team...The Turbonators !
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 09:52 AM
Manmohan Singh renamed his team .. The Soniaites
Posted by: simplefable May 20 2009, 10:00 AM
Sonia too owns a cricket team called : "Italian Investors "
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 10:17 AM
IPL's full form is now interpreted as Italian Pilferers' Limited
Posted by: simplefable May 20 2009, 10:30 AM
liquor baron Mallya thinking of renaming his team..as " Frothing Friends ".
Posted by: hildebrand May 20 2009, 12:28 PM
I am not missing BTM's presence at all.
Posted by: Marcilo May 20 2009, 07:23 PM
Sonia too owns a cricket team called : "Italian Investors "
good one.. who is the coach.. Quattrocchi???
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 20 2009, 10:40 PM
I am not missing BTM's presence at all.
awww..darling darling boy !
BTM has been busy
now i challenge u to come up with a more outrageous rumour !
Posted by: simplefable May 20 2009, 10:43 PM
good one.. who is the coach.. Quattrocchi???
now i challenge u to come up with a more outrageous rumour !
BTM suddenly starts to speak in whispers..
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 20 2009, 10:45 PM
rotfl......................dammit..................grrrrrr
NESS WADIA N SHILPA SHETTY HAVE HOOKED UP
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 10:46 PM
BTM is declared as the best cook in her city.
Posted by: simplefable May 20 2009, 10:50 PM
and she got her own air space..Tonight show with BTM.
Posted by: HumTum May 20 2009, 10:55 PM
Name of the series - BTM Cooks!
Posted by: hildebrand May 20 2009, 11:01 PM
I am not missing BTM's presence at all.
awww..darling darling boy !
BTM has been busy
now i challenge u to come up with a more outrageous rumour !
BTM has been busy generating support for UPA government from smaller parties by dancing in small parties!
Posted by: Marcilo May 21 2009, 12:02 AM
BTM is not back to MTB.....
ok time for me to run.. bhaagoo
Posted by: hildebrand May 21 2009, 12:08 AM
Simple Fable doesn't know any fables!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 21 2009, 07:04 AM
thats no rumour..its the truth !
Posted by: simplefable May 21 2009, 07:20 AM
ask the kids around me ! but i try them on elders too and fail !
do you know that Sonia is joining Sisters of Charity ?
Posted by: hildebrand May 21 2009, 11:19 AM
Thats old news. BTM is joining Sisterhood of S**** Creek soon. It aims to promote tourism there by environmental friendly means.
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 12:08 PM
thats no rumour..its the truth !
LOL
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 12:11 PM
BTM is declared as the best cook in her city.
Appointed as Chief Food advisor in MTR
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 21 2009, 01:41 PM
U ppl rn not obsessed with btm ! 
Posted by: HumTum May 21 2009, 01:47 PM
Btm stop pulling your hair.. We were only helping you to grow taller 
BTM Checks her height and she has grown 2 inches taller
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 21 2009, 02:03 PM
thats coz.......she relocated to the moon........now she weighs less too !!!
Posted by: HumTum May 21 2009, 02:29 PM
Moon developed more craters after BTM landed on them..
Posted by: hildebrand May 21 2009, 04:26 PM
thats coz.......she relocated to the moon........now she weighs less too !!!
Moon par earthquakes zyada common ho gaye since then.
Posted by: Marcilo May 21 2009, 07:28 PM
thats coz.......she relocated to the moon........now she weighs less too !!!
Moon par earthquakes zyada common ho gaye since then.
this is more like BTM seriesPosted by: simplefable May 21 2009, 08:23 PM
infact BTM landed on Venus.. as she originally belonged there.
Posted by: hildebrand May 21 2009, 10:16 PM
MTB wahaan ki rani bani baithi thi aur dono mein malla yudh chal raha hai.
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 12:30 AM
BTM reported simplefable's posts 
Posted by: hildebrand May 22 2009, 01:28 AM
BTM reported simplefable's posts
Good one Marci bhai.
Posted by: hildebrand May 22 2009, 01:29 AM
Manmohan Singh likely to swear in Mamata Banerjee as Minister of WMDs!
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 22 2009, 07:39 AM
wimmen of mass destruction ??
sick of btm repeatedly reporting most of the forum...the admin made her co admin
Posted by: simplefable May 22 2009, 02:28 PM
BTM reported simplefable's posts
Good one Marci bhai.
Et tu brute !
sick of btm repeatedly reporting most of the forum...the admin made her co admin
HF sponsors a trip to Europe for the Co-admin.
Posted by: bawlachintu May 22 2009, 02:32 PM
Simplefable turned 'Ataullah Khan' fan. Bhago...................
Posted by: hildebrand May 22 2009, 05:22 PM
Mamata Banerjee sworn in as Deputy Prime Minister. BTM to be her personal secretary for coordination with UPA. (She gets to meet Rahul Gandhi regularly this way!).
Posted by: bawlachintu May 22 2009, 05:37 PM
Reliance Petroleum planning to sell milk thru its
closed outlets all over India
Posted by: simplefable May 22 2009, 05:59 PM
Anil Ambani made sure that the Cows should be branded.. Only We Maul !
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 07:53 PM
Reliance Petroleum planning to sell milk thru its
closed outlets all over India
Whats next, milk station? Pull up to station, place gallon can and pump in milk?
Posted by: Marcilo May 22 2009, 07:54 PM
Pepsi will sell cans of gasoline
Posted by: hildebrand May 22 2009, 08:01 PM
Coke shall sell balls of wool.
Posted by: simplefable May 22 2009, 10:06 PM
nothing like wool in winter !
Posted by: hildebrand May 23 2009, 12:31 AM
Thats not a rumour SF!
good morning.
this is spread a rumour thread.
Posted by: bawlachintu May 23 2009, 12:49 AM
Pepsi will sell cans of gasoline
Hindustan Latex will sell Cigarettes and
ITC will sell Contraceptives.
Posted by: hildebrand May 23 2009, 01:09 AM
Paharganj is called so because kisi ne wahan ke pahar ko hata diya ganjon dwara
Posted by: bawlachintu May 23 2009, 01:15 AM
Paharganj is called so because kisi ne wahan ke pahar ko hata diya ganjon dwara
Posted by: suhana_safar May 23 2009, 03:09 AM
Pepsi will sell cans of gasoline
Hindustan Latex will sell Cigarettes and
ITC will sell Contraceptives.
and Microsoft will sell micro mini skirts and GM will sell cycles at a subsidised rate.
Posted by: simplefable May 23 2009, 02:47 PM
Oracle evolves into the biggest matrimony agency in India.
Posted by: bawlachintu May 23 2009, 03:59 PM
Fir to Developer ke shlok pad pad ke India mein shadi hogi
Posted by: simplefable May 24 2009, 04:57 PM
Bharat Matrimony has started a new website.." Bharat Chat-rimony".
Posted by: hildebrand May 24 2009, 11:00 PM
Mamata Banerjee's first order as Railway Minister is rumoured to be to route all trains via West Bengal.
Posted by: simplefable Jul 7 2009, 08:16 PM
HF was hit by aliens today.
Posted by: Mandrake Jul 7 2009, 08:28 PM
Emran Hashmi and Mallika Sherawat have decided to refuse any role that requires kissing.
Posted by: simplefable Jul 7 2009, 08:34 PM
and Salman khan refused to take his shirt off...in a crucial scene where he does some push ups..
Posted by: hildebrand Aug 19 2009, 07:31 PM
Akshaye Khanna detained at Newark airport because his name has Khan in it
Posted by: simplefable Aug 20 2009, 07:11 AM
Angelina Jolie has revealed that she is going to play Mother Teresa in a forth coming film..
Posted by: hildebrand Sep 18 2009, 12:32 AM
Mother Teresa is trying to do action roles like Angela Jolie in Heaven.
Posted by: simplefable Sep 18 2009, 08:21 AM
imagination...
Rahul Gandhi made a decision to marry his long standing girl friend Veronique and move to Costa Rica.
Posted by: hildebrand Sep 18 2009, 07:24 PM
Costa Rica government wants him to be in India and denied him a visa.
Posted by: simplefable Sep 19 2009, 08:40 AM
Sonia Gandhi held that the decision of Costa Rica government is a big blow to the indomitable Indian spirit and further hinted at waging a war against it.
Posted by: hildebrand Sep 21 2009, 09:27 PM
SF advised her against a war since the nation is so far away.
Posted by: simplefable Oct 4 2009, 03:58 PM
Sonia ofcourse turned down SF's advice..and ordered the super sleuth Brand..to take a look into the whole affair !!
Posted by: Marcilo Oct 5 2009, 10:49 PM
Sonia ofcourse turned down SF's advice..and ordered the super sleuth Brand..to take a look into the whole affair !!
Brand ka affair???
kiske saath?
Posted by: simplefable Oct 7 2009, 02:59 PM
Brooke shields..but she desisted with a fear of being called.." brooke bond".
Posted by: hildebrand Oct 10 2009, 04:14 PM
Priyanka Chopra is going to get married to Harman Baweja
Posted by: hildebrand Nov 2 2009, 11:37 PM
Aaj Meri Hillary Clinton se Mulaqaat Hogi.
Posted by: simplefable Nov 26 2009, 06:45 PM
Aaj Meri Hillary Clinton se Mulaqaat Hogi.
bad choice Brand..you should have tried Chelsea !
Shekar kapur is making Elizabeth II with Sonia Gandhi in the lead role.
Posted by: hildebrand Nov 27 2009, 10:32 PM
Simple Fable is making a television series called Aesop's Simple Fables with Derek O' Brian as the host.
Posted by: simplefable Nov 27 2009, 10:51 PM
My nephew and niece just had dinner with Sidharth Narayan !
Posted by: Marcilo Nov 30 2009, 08:28 PM
who he??? he who?
Posted by: Marcilo Nov 30 2009, 08:29 PM
Devaang patel was signed by AR rehman for his next song
Posted by: simplefable Nov 30 2009, 09:57 PM
who he??? he who?
Marc bhai..he is sidharth the actor..known in hindi for his role in Rang de basanti. Very ordinary looking, the guy sure has talent...he is reigning number one down south...
In spain the rain stays mainly on the plains..
Posted by: hildebrand Dec 13 2009, 04:10 PM
Marcillo had dinner with SF
Posted by: simplefable Dec 24 2009, 11:20 AM
Andhra Pradesh has turned peaceful.
Posted by: hildebrand Jan 18 2010, 12:03 AM
It is 40 Deg C in Amritsar
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 15 2011, 12:28 AM
The Sky Is Falling Over Our Heads.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 15 2011, 11:41 PM
The Sky Is Falling Over Our Heads.
Munni badnaam hui .. hildebrand tere liyee
Posted by: HumTum Mar 16 2011, 12:18 AM
The Sky Is Falling Over Our Heads.
Munni badnaam hui .. hildebrand tere liyee
Aur Hildebrand chala Sheila ke paas.
Posted by: Marcilo Mar 16 2011, 10:09 PM
The Sky Is Falling Over Our Heads.
Munni badnaam hui .. hildebrand tere liyee
Aur Hildebrand chala Sheila ke paas.
wo bhi Bidi jala ke jigaar se
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 18 2011, 09:00 PM
The Sky Is Falling Over Our Heads.
Munni badnaam hui .. hildebrand tere liyee
Aur Hildebrand chala Sheila ke paas.
Have been missing both you guys' quips. So loved seeing these! Hope to see more of this.
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 18 2011, 09:00 PM
Jigar Mein Badi Aag Hai
Posted by: hildebrand Mar 28 2011, 10:29 PM
Rekha to do an Item song in an upcoming Movie with Mallika Sherawat.
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