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post Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM
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1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai


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post Apr 20 2005, 08:58 PM
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Tau kya poonch kuttey ko hilayega? abuse.gif

If you stop trying to make sense of it all, you'll be less confused. Reality is an illusion.
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post Apr 20 2005, 09:37 PM
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kutta hai.... dum hai toe hilaa rahaa hai tere ko kya...

(Sorry ..... you said witty answers tongue.gif )

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post Apr 20 2005, 09:55 PM
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If you get in bed with government, you should expect to walk funny the next day!!!!!!!!!!!
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post Apr 20 2005, 10:51 PM
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taaki bewaqoofi ke sawaal poonchhe jaa sakein
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post Apr 20 2005, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM)
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
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Yeh andar ki baat hai. wink2.gif

Nahin to kya aap hila sakte hai?

Kutta ko hila sake, poonch mein yeh dam nahi,
... kutta se poonch khud hai, poonch se kutta nahi!

Khushboo phool se hoti hai,
... naam chaman ka hota hai.
Poonch apne aap hilti hai,
... badnaam kutta hota hai!
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post Apr 21 2005, 12:09 AM
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I have a fairly simple one:

Because he can!

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post Apr 21 2005, 01:58 AM
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Kyonki half a life is better than no breath.

Nahin samjhe?

Well, if you stop trying to make sense of it all, you'll be less confused. After all, reality is an illusion.

How'z that relevant?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Okay, now you catch the drift….

...yes, I meant the other one

To phir kutte ne poonchh aakhir kyon hilaya?
Well, 'coz he doesn't understand music, but enjoys it.
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post Apr 21 2005, 06:44 AM
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QUOTE(unni @ Apr 20 2005, 03:28 PM)
Tau kya poonch kuttey ko hilayega? abuse.gif
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laugh.gif That was a good 1.

QUOTE(preety @ Apr 20 2005, 04:07 PM)
kutta hai.... dum hai toe hilaa rahaa hai tere ko kya...

(Sorry ..... you said witty answers tongue.gif )
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He did say "witty"... perhaps he sud have defined wit 4 u.

QUOTE(SAJJAD @ Apr 20 2005, 04:25 PM)
tu bhi hila laugh.gif
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laugh.gif A tad on the rude side.

(Sajjad ji, those were great pictures u posted up in MAS... never seen the first 1. He looks so handsum)

QUOTE(asad @ Apr 20 2005, 05:21 PM)
taaki bewaqoofi ke sawaal poonchhe jaa sakein
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laugh.gif laugh.gif Dude that was a knee slapper!

QUOTE(aahat @ Apr 20 2005, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM)
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
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Yeh andar ki baat hai. wink2.gif

Nahin to kya aap hila sakte hai?

Kutta ko hila sake, poonch mein yeh dam nahi,
... kutta se poonch khud hai, poonch se kutta nahi!

Khushboo phool se hoti hai,
... naam chaman ka hota hai.
Poonch apne aap hilti hai,
... badnaam kutta hota hai!
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Okay...

QUOTE(Talaikya @ Apr 20 2005, 06:39 PM)
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I have a fairly simple one:

Because he can!
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Did u just reply 4 the sake of replyin?

QUOTE(hits @ Apr 20 2005, 08:28 PM)
Kyonki half a life is better than no breath.

Nahin samjhe?

Well, if you stop trying to make sense of it all, you'll be less confused. After all, reality is an illusion.

How'z that relevant?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Okay, now you catch the drift….

...yes, I meant the other one

To phir kutte ne poonchh aakhir kyon hilaya?
Well, 'coz he doesn't understand music, but enjoys it.
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laugh.gif This was clever clap1.gif thumbs-up.gif

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post Apr 21 2005, 09:09 AM
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QUOTE(YaarMere @ Apr 20 2005, 08:14 PM)

laugh.gif That was a good 1.

He did say "witty"...  perhaps he sud have defined wit 4 u.

laugh.gif A tad on the rude side.

laugh.gif  laugh.gif Dude that was a knee slapper!

Okay...

Did u just reply 4 the sake of replyin?

laugh.gif This was clever clap1.gif  thumbs-up.gif


... someone employed your expertise?? poseur.gif blink.gif

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post Apr 21 2005, 09:32 AM
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tsk tsk...you were supposed to be witty with the question not with the replies... witty is defined as able to say clever thing... now perhaps you can answer the Question asked...i.e.
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post Apr 21 2005, 09:36 AM
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btw there is one more such question kutta apna tongue bahaar kyo rakhta hai... the answer is kyoki badi lambi hoti hai uski tongue andar fit nahi hoti tongue.gif (ok that was a pj tongue.gif )

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post Apr 21 2005, 12:29 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM)
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
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Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein
Jab bachcha raath ko maa ko rulata hai
Tab kutta poonch Hilata hai

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QUOTE(AzgarKhan @ Apr 21 2005, 12:29 PM)
QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM)
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
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Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein
Jab bachcha raath ko maa ko rulata hai
Tab kutta poonch Hilata hai

LOL
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post Apr 21 2005, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE(Talaikya @ Apr 21 2005, 03:39 AM)
[... someone employed your expertise??  poseur.gif  blink.gif
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Ms T that was so funny! It is like just, just a fancy way of sayin 'blend away'. I laughed so much. Im a bit gutted abt it to be honest!


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