Printable Version of Topic

Click here to view this topic in its original format

Hamara Forums _ International Languages _ Best Headlines!

Posted by: asad Feb 8 2005, 08:59 PM

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought?]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
[That was really giving of himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Nuff said!]

Posted by: Chitralekha Apr 5 2006, 10:11 AM

QUOTE(asad @ Feb 8 2005, 08:29 AM) *

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Nuff said!]


LOLLLLLLLL those were hilarious!! laugh.gif

Powered by Invision Power Board (http://www.invisionboard.com)
© Invision Power Services (http://www.invisionpower.com)