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Marcilo |
May 30 2009, 02:37 AM
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Kayoon? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! - Just another gummy bear fan
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Marcilo |
May 30 2009, 02:38 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7451 Joined: 1-March 04 From: USA Member No.: 309 |
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. - Just another gummy bear fan
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bawlachintu |
May 30 2009, 01:14 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7418 Joined: 26-August 04 Member No.: 743 |
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
oye_sonu |
May 31 2009, 08:48 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2682 Joined: 24-June 05 From: Wahan, jahan pyar mile :-) ! Member No.: 2547 |
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Good one! sonu forgive me if I miss replying or reading ur post............bit busy :-( !
Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari...... sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari ! ......back to basics!!! My artists :- Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !! This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations ! Join the SJ fans group for more information : http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/ Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123537751015751 |
Marcilo |
Jun 1 2009, 09:25 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7451 Joined: 1-March 04 From: USA Member No.: 309 |
lo eek aur
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain' - Just another gummy bear fan
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Marcilo |
Jun 1 2009, 09:27 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7451 Joined: 1-March 04 From: USA Member No.: 309 |
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le hun Karle Number Note' - Just another gummy bear fan
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oye_sonu |
Jun 1 2009, 07:45 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2682 Joined: 24-June 05 From: Wahan, jahan pyar mile :-) ! Member No.: 2547 |
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le hun Karle Number Note' good one Ek meri taraf se :--> Santa- Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ! forgive me if I miss replying or reading ur post............bit busy :-( !
Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari...... sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari ! ......back to basics!!! My artists :- Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !! This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations ! Join the SJ fans group for more information : http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/ Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123537751015751 |
Marcilo |
Jul 15 2009, 07:06 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7451 Joined: 1-March 04 From: USA Member No.: 309 |
QUOTE anta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ! Santa te banta... NASA wala joke suna hai? - Just another gummy bear fan
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