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[Sharmila-Sweet]

If Amir acts in Chak De India

1.Aamir would have kissed preety sabarwal.

2.Aamir would have stolen d script from jaideep sahni/smit amin and claim that he was the director of cdi.

3.Aamir would have kissed vidya sharma with several retakes.

4. In the scene where bindia naik seduces kabir khan....aamir wud have slapped bindia naik so as to create more dramatic feel.

5. Aamir would have kissed aliya bose.

6. When aamir first appears in front of the players he would be dressed as joker and would be entertaining the grls with a song.

7. In interval scene Aamir will participate along with the girls to kick boys' asses.

8.Finals would be between India and pakistan and not India and australia so as to create even more dramatic feel

11. In the beginning kabir khan would be a cynic/immatured/carefree hockey player and later due to circumstances, would transform into a gr8 coach

12. ....and finally after match finishes Aamir would marry komal(height factor)

[Sharmila-Sweet]

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).


We list our top 10.

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.


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