Visit our other dedicated websites
Asha Bhonsle Geeta Dutt Hamara Forums Hamara Photos Kishore Kumar Mohd Rafi Nice Songs Shreya Ghoshal
Hamara Forums

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

Sardar Hits.

, Enjoy.......!!!

 
> Sardar Hits., Enjoy.......!!!
ffew2002
post Nov 19 2003, 03:19 AM
Post #1


Regular Member
Group Icon

Group: Members
Posts: 396
Joined: 24-October 03
From: Sialkot,Pakistan
Member No.: 24



Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

Meri Awaaz Suno
Piyar Ka Raag Suno

-----------------------

ffew :p
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
Replies
N@j@m
post Nov 21 2003, 06:46 PM
Post #2


Member
Group Icon

Group: Members
Posts: 108
Joined: 27-October 03
From: Lahore, Pakistan
Member No.: 56



A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya. biggrin.gif

Every man has three characters; that which he exhibits, that which he has and that which he thinks he has.



User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Moreno
post Dec 11 2009, 04:51 PM
Post #3


Unregistered









QUOTE(N@j@m @ Nov 21 2003, 06:46 PM) *

A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya. :D


Tnat's a good One !
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic


Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:


 



- Lo-Fi Version | Disclaimer | HF Guidelines | Be An Angel Time is now: 21st June 2025 - 09:59 PM