A Joke, Not For Minors ;) Options

[bawlachintu]

Best way to get money from any women…

“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?”

“Certainly not.”

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”

He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.”

This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM

[Faraaj73]

Michael Jackson Jokes
Apart from his wonderful music, Michael Jackson also inspired a sub-genre of jokes called MJ jokes. A lot dealt with the molestation acccusations - which were probably untrue. But, while we remember the passing of a legend, lets also remember some of the jokes we heard targeting him:

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

"After turning himself in yesterday, Michael Jackson was placed in handcuffs. I think he helped his case when he asked 'These are neat, do they come in smaller sizes?" - Jay Leno

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation?
A: He has licked every kid on the block.

Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
A: Melikeemyoung.