A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
bawlachintu |
Apr 26 2009, 01:16 PM
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Best way to get money from any women…
“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.” This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
Faraaj73 |
Jun 13 2009, 03:09 PM
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The father of the family asked his young son on his return from school, "So, did you tell your teacher that you were away from school yesterday because you have just had two little brothers?"
The child nodded his head and replied, "Yes, Daddy, but I only told him about one." "Oh, why was that?" "I'm saving the other one for next week." Kind Regards Faraaj Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden |
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