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A Joke
, Not For Minors ;)
| bawlachintu |
  Apr 26 2009, 01:16 PM
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“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.” This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
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| Faraaj73 |
May 31 2009, 04:56 AM
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I just got back from a muslim birthday party...................pass the parcel was over quick....
Kind Regards Faraaj Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden |
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| hildebrand |
Jun 4 2009, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE(Faraaj73 @ May 31 2009, 04:56 AM)  I just got back from a muslim birthday party...................pass the parcel was over quick.... I miss the joke. (Nobody wants to leave the parcel?).  Best Regards
Hildebrand Samandar ko Baandhe Aisa Koi Ghaat Nahi, Kadmon ko thaame aisi koi baat nahin Patli si dhaara samundar mein milti hai, milkar ke kho jaati hai, ghaat ghaat hi rehte hain woh samundar ho jaati hai, karlo jo chaaho, banlo jo chaaho “Geet boodhe nahin hote, unke chehron pe jhurriyan nahi girti wo palte rahte hain, chalte rahte hain sun-ne walo ki umra badal jaati hai….” Please Visit http://www.anmolfankaar.com: A website dedicated to Artists of the Indian Subcontinent. Now follow it on twitter too. http://twitter.com/anmolfankaar http://www.shamshadbegum.com : A website dedicated to the Living Legend Shamshad Begum. May She Live Long. http://www.madamnoorjehan.com : A website dedicated to Madam Noorjehan http://www.geetadutt.com : A website dedicated to Geeta Dutt Nee Roy |
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| Faraaj73 |
Jun 5 2009, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE(hildebrand @ Jun 4 2009, 10:45 PM) QUOTE(Faraaj73 @ May 31 2009, 04:56 AM) I just got back from a muslim birthday party...................pass the parcel was over quick.... I miss the joke. (Nobody wants to leave the parcel?). Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog - the frog gets killed in the process  The implication was that the parcel would contain a bomb in it.....doesn't seem so funny now  Kind Regards Faraaj Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden |
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