A Joke, Not For Minors ;) Options

[bawlachintu]

Best way to get money from any women…

“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?”

“Certainly not.”

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”

He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.”

This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM

[suhana_safar]

A man cannot find a wife for many years. A close friend ask him why is that?, he says his mother does not like any of the girls.

The friend says then why not find a girl that is very similar to your mother, wow thats a great idea said the bachelor.

After a year the friend meets him and enquires if he got married. He says no?

Why did you not find any girl who is like your mother, the bachelor says yes i did.

Then what happened asks the fiend, the bachelor says 'well my father did not like those girls....

cheers

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This post has been edited by suhana_safar: May 31 2009, 05:33 PM