A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
bawlachintu |
Apr 26 2009, 01:16 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7418 Joined: 26-August 04 Member No.: 743 |
Best way to get money from any women…
“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.” This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
simplefable |
May 31 2009, 12:45 PM
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well.. we were married 35 years.” After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
HumTum |
May 31 2009, 12:48 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 9387 Joined: 6-December 06 Member No.: 8009 |
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well.. we were married 35 years.” |
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