A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
bawlachintu |
Apr 26 2009, 01:16 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7418 Joined: 26-August 04 Member No.: 743 |
Best way to get money from any women…
“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.” This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
simplefable |
May 30 2009, 08:02 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
here is an actual saying written on the parapet wall of a well near my home.. " I am the way and the path and the truth. Come un to me for eternity" After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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