A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
A Joke, Not For Minors ;) |
bawlachintu |
Apr 26 2009, 01:16 PM
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Best way to get money from any women…
“Hey, Mom,” asked Puppy “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.” This post has been edited by bawlachintu: May 27 2009, 11:31 PM Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ." |
Faraaj73 |
May 18 2009, 06:21 AM
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An Irish girl left Dublin to find a job as a secretary in Los Angeles and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit as her father was getting frail and elderly.
She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped out wearing furs and diamonds. As she walked into the house her father said, “Hmmm, they seem to be paying secretaries awfully well in the States.” The girl took his hands and said, “Dad, I’ve been meaning to tell you something for years but I didn’t want to put it in a letter. I can’t hide it from you any longer. I’ve become a prostitute.” Her father gasped, put his hand on his heart and keeled over. The doctor was called but the old man had clearly lost the will to live. He was put to bed and the priest was called. As the priest began to administer Extreme Unction, with the mother and daughter weeping and wailing, the old man muttered weakly, “I’m a goner, killed by my own daughter! Killed by the shame of what you’ve become!" “Please forgive me,” his daughter sobbed, “I only wanted to have nice things. I wanted to be able to send you money and the only way I could do it was by becoming a prostitute.” With that the old man brushed the priest aside and sat bolt upright in bed, smiling. “Did you say prostitute? That was a close one. I thought you said Protestant." Kind Regards Faraaj Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo There is only one better thing than music - live music. - Jacek Bukowski I hate music, especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden |
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