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Reeth |
Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2154 Joined: 22-May 06 Member No.: 6151 |
Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his friend.
He shoots his friend. Wife says " If you behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends!!! " ----------------------------- Small boy wrote to Santa Clause " Please send me a Brother " Santa wrote back " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER " ------------------------------- What is the definition of a MIstress Someone between the Mister and Mattress. --------------------------------- Husband asks " do you know the meaning of WIFE?? " " Without Information Fighting Everytime " Wife replies , " No , It means , " With Idiot For Ever " ----------------------------------- Three Feelings: What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?? Stress is when Wife is pregnant Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when Both are pregnant. --------------------------------------- Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the US?? B'coz people started licking the wrong side . ---------------------------------------- Women asked Man travelling with six children, " Are all these kids yours? " No, I work for a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ----------------------------------------- Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives. 1st: How does urs look? 2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours? 1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs. ----------------------------------------- Mother to her teenaged daughter: I think the time is right for us to talk about sex Daughter (Excitedly): Sure, mom what do you want to know?? ------------------------------------------- Son asks Father the difference between confidence and confidential Father says.. You are my son, i am confident, Your friend is also my son That's Confidential ------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
simplefable |
Apr 11 2008, 08:57 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
Noorie..what i meant was God did show the remedies for all ailments or rather balanced every phase of our life. When i implied originality..it is the way we chose...after all, everyone does wear a naqab these days..and it is always difficult for those people who doesnt wear them. For example...when I joined a company, we were repeatedly told that our senior manager is a drunkard and is blessed with a barb of a tongue. We were so petrified that we shirked away from him for a long time. When i really came to know him, i could see the amazing knowledge he possessed over every little process going on in the plant..and the long hours he puts in as he loves his work so much...If he could be a sweet talking Shyster like all others, he could have earned a zillion fans..and the appreciation..which he decided against. So it is his choosing..and am glad that he never regretted that. sorry, if am sounding ambiguous ..never good in short sentences.. After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
noorie |
Apr 11 2008, 04:30 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Away Posts: 3219 Joined: 21-June 06 Member No.: 6518 |
Noorie..what i meant was God did show the remedies for all ailments or rather balanced every phase of our life. When i implied originality..it is the way we chose...after all, everyone does wear a naqab these days..and it is always difficult for those people who doesnt wear them. For example...when I joined a company, we were repeatedly told that our senior manager is a drunkard and is blessed with a barb of a tongue. We were so petrified that we shirked away from him for a long time. When i really came to know him, i could see the amazing knowledge he possessed over every little process going on in the plant..and the long hours he puts in as he loves his work so much...If he could be a sweet talking Shyster like all others, he could have earned a zillion fans..and the appreciation..which he decided against. So it is his choosing..and am glad that he never regretted that. sorry, if am sounding ambiguous ..never good in short sentences.. And that’s exactly the reason why I tend to choose my friends so carefully. Hate is a strong word, but it perfectly describes how I feel about all things fake. Fault or not, that’s just the way I am, I cannot fake something I don’t feel, and that covers everything I do in life. I don’t mind in the least bit half the world disliking me, it’s enough that the other half loves me to bits, and I know it does. And only because you hinted, let me say this - I’ve never gone about seeking people’s approval, and I am not gonna begin now; if you ask me, it’s a pure waste of time. At the end of the day, there will always be a few people in this world who’ll hate you with an intensity that defies rationality. There’s no space for them in my life either, and I make sure they know it. How come this convo is all centered around me? The subject wearies me, let’s talk about you instead. This ‘naqaab’ thing that you mentioned I find very intriguing – are you ever going to take yours off and show us the real you? P.S. – I realise that Reeth’s not going to be very pleased with me, I’ve messed up two of his threads - I am deeply deeply sorry Reeth; I was desperate. Also I don’t like to leave things unresolved any more than the idea of being ‘humiliated / discredited’ publicly just to keep some folks here happy. There’s nothing very unusual about a travesty of justice happening somewhere in the world, it never occurred to me that I would be a victim twice over. “Denge Wohi Joh Paayenge Is Zindagi Se Hum” – that’s my story too. Noorie "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" "You have enemies? Good! It means that you stood up for something, sometime in your life." |
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