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bawlachintu	Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM Post #1
Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 7418 Joined: 26-August 04 Member No.: 743	1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai Here is the best singer of universe "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ."

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Dharmaan Khan	Mar 31 2008, 08:28 AM Post #2
Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 1317 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Worcester, UK Member No.: 1045	Kadar Khan ek film mein doctor hota hai (pyar ka mandir 1988 if my memory serves me right) woh patient (asrani) se bolta hai: "tum mujhse operation karwa lo, agar operation kaamyaab hua to TUMHE pata chal jayega ke main dotor hoon" Asrani bolta hai: "agar operation NA kaamyaab hua to??" Kadar bolta hai "to MUJHE pata chal jayega ke main doctor Nahin hoon"

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bawlachintu Need Witty Replies. Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM

unni Tau kya poonch kuttey ko hilayega? :abuse: Apr 20 2005, 08:58 PM

suhana_safar Kutta poonch isliye hilata hein kyoon ke woh keh... Jul 24 2005, 11:30 AM

preety kutta hai.... dum hai toe hilaa rahaa hai tere ko ... Apr 20 2005, 09:37 PM

SAJJAD tu bhi hila :lol: Apr 20 2005, 09:55 PM

asad taaki bewaqoofi ke sawaal poonchhe jaa sakein Apr 20 2005, 10:51 PM

aahat Yeh andar ki baat hai. ;) Nahin to kya aap hila ... Apr 20 2005, 11:01 PM

Talaikya :rotate1: :rotate2: I have a fairly simple one:... Apr 21 2005, 12:09 AM

hits Kyonki half a life is better than no breath. Nahi... Apr 21 2005, 01:58 AM

YaarMere :lol: That was a good 1. He did say "wi... Apr 21 2005, 06:44 AM

Talaikya ... someone employed your expertise?? :poseur: ... Apr 21 2005, 09:09 AM

preety tsk tsk...you were supposed to be witty with the q... Apr 21 2005, 09:32 AM

preety btw there is one more such question kutta apna ton... Apr 21 2005, 09:36 AM

AzgarKhan Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein Ja... Apr 21 2005, 12:29 PM

spbobby Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein Ja... Apr 21 2005, 01:29 PM

YaarMere :rollf: :lol: :rollf: Ms T that was so fun... Apr 21 2005, 08:31 PM

Talaikya The rest I got, what on earth does this mean?? Ar... Apr 21 2005, 09:31 PM

aahat Kutta kutta gadha gadha, poonch hilaana jaane hai... Apr 22 2005, 04:54 PM

/ShaaNAwaaz\ aapke Sawaal ka jawaab dene ki koshish ki hai .umm... Apr 23 2005, 11:41 AM

bawlachintu Hats off to all of u guys. Here is from me: Kutt... Apr 30 2005, 11:42 AM

bawlachintu Now the next one. Ladki Bidai ke waqt roti kyun ... Jul 11 2005, 07:33 PM

zankib Ladke ko demo deti hai, Shaddi ke baad use kaise r... Jul 13 2005, 11:19 PM

preety Khushi ke Aansu.... they get their very own punchi... Jul 17 2005, 10:53 PM

bawlachintu Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi. Tere ku ka... Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM

preety shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko ... Jul 22 2005, 07:40 PM

bawlachintu shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko ... Jul 24 2005, 02:20 PM

preety shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko ... Jul 24 2005, 02:22 PM

bawlachintu :bar1: Jul 25 2005, 01:57 PM

Nimii pati ko pataane ke liye isse accha technique aur k... Jul 22 2005, 07:47 PM

divyanjali though its not a reply to the above Q..but felt li... Jul 22 2005, 10:54 PM

NATURE Bahut achchhaa Sawaalaaten karte hai aaplog ( U as... Jul 23 2005, 01:40 AM

divyanjali Nature...jaise aap log biwiyon ke WO ke baare m... Jul 23 2005, 10:01 AM

myawan 1) Ladki is liy roti hai ke agar woh nahin roe gi ... Jul 24 2005, 10:24 AM

Nimii Why me MYAWAN JI?? Jaise mere ko pehle se hi sasur... Jul 24 2005, 11:03 AM

bawlachintu That's true about you :lol: :clap1: Wa... Jul 24 2005, 02:18 PM

zippoo Woh isliye roti hai ke uska hone waale pati ke paa... Jul 25 2005, 09:34 AM

divyanjali zippooji ab shaadi vivah ke beech aur dulha du... Jul 25 2005, 10:22 AM

Nimii Preetz HF mein TMship has become more difficult th... Jul 25 2005, 03:07 PM

preety mujhe to lagta hai log d/l karne ke liye utnaa pa... Jul 25 2005, 05:16 PM

Nimii woh bhi sahi.. mebbe the TMship should be re-named... Jul 25 2005, 05:19 PM

bawlachintu It may be called: AKJB scheme (Admin Ki Jai Bo... Aug 8 2005, 03:13 AM

NATURE I already asked but nobody (especially HF Ladies) ... Jul 25 2005, 05:35 PM

bawlachintu Reviving the thread with a new question: Neta aur... May 28 2006, 03:54 PM

oye_sonu Reviving the thread with a new question: Neta au... May 28 2006, 08:31 PM

azad Reviving the thread with a new question: Neta au... May 28 2006, 08:36 PM

oye_sonu [quote name='bawlachintu' post='259040' date='May... May 28 2006, 09:58 PM

bawlachintu Attaching a pjabi desi comedy clip on Neta........ May 29 2006, 10:45 AM

Nimii Abhineta se Abhi ko maaro goli .. kya milta hai ... May 28 2006, 08:27 PM

Nimii Sonu :rollf: good one man!!!!... May 28 2006, 08:32 PM

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behenji.turned.mod the elephant blows its own trumpet? Feb 8 2007, 12:03 AM

bawlachintu the elephant blows its own trumpet? :excl: Trum... Feb 8 2007, 11:57 AM

bawlachintu Chappad Singh ji welcome to my thread :wink: Feb 8 2007, 11:59 AM

behenji.turned.mod sigh an elephant blows its own trumpet (the aawaa... Feb 8 2007, 01:14 PM

bawlachintu sigh an elephant blows its own trumpet (the aawa... Feb 8 2007, 02:41 PM

bawlachintu Abhi radio par ek gana sun atha, usme se: Doctor ... Mar 27 2007, 11:22 AM

bawlachintu No takers ?? Mar 28 2008, 05:39 PM

simplefable May be they believed that Practice makes them perf... Mar 28 2008, 07:40 PM

azad Handwriting se hi pata chal jaata hai ki kabhi per... Mar 28 2008, 08:29 PM

bawlachintu Most of the time they do practice only, by trying ... Mar 30 2008, 07:11 PM

Dharmaan Khan Kadar Khan ek film mein doctor hota hai (pyar ka m... Mar 31 2008, 08:28 AM

azad :lol: :lol: :lol: , good one. Mar 31 2008, 06:06 PM

bawlachintu You are asked to write a one line musical review o... Apr 1 2009, 10:37 PM

Marcilo You are asked to write a one line musical review ... Apr 1 2009, 11:31 PM

bawlachintu You are asked to write a one line musical review... Apr 6 2009, 10:30 PM

preet this movie is all about sur- taal ka milan... wher... Apr 9 2009, 09:18 PM

mmuk2004 this movie is all about sur- taal ka milan... whe... Apr 9 2009, 10:20 PM

bawlachintu :D :D Next question- Banna "hariyala kyun h... Apr 9 2009, 11:11 PM

Marcilo :D :D Next question- Banna "hariyala kyun ... Apr 9 2009, 11:53 PM

preet both are green around the gills with the imminent ... Apr 10 2009, 06:57 PM

mmuk2004 They are a modern responsible couple worried about... Apr 10 2009, 11:19 PM

bawlachintu They are a modern responsible couple worried abou... Apr 11 2009, 12:06 AM

bawlachintu Add suitable/appropriate line to complete the sher... May 21 2009, 12:59 PM

behenji.turned.mod Shama Parwane se kehti hai main tumhare paas aaoo... May 21 2009, 02:15 PM

bawlachintu Let me add the very common n popular line Shama p... May 21 2009, 02:21 PM

HumTum Bawlachintu bhai.. :lol: I was thinking along ot... May 21 2009, 02:25 PM

bawlachintu Yahan likhne layak nahin ho to pm kar do ;) May 21 2009, 03:27 PM

HumTum Yahan likhne layak nahin ho to pm kar do ;) :D... May 21 2009, 03:41 PM

bawlachintu Kaunsa STOP THAT :P Daddu pehne diaper, chashme p... May 21 2009, 03:57 PM

HumTum Kaunsa STOP THAT :P [color=#006600][b]Daddu peh... May 21 2009, 04:02 PM

bawlachintu :D :D May 22 2009, 11:01 AM

bawlachintu Going thru the recent happenings on HF, a questio... Sep 8 2009, 01:38 AM

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