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Reeth |
Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM
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Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his friend.
He shoots his friend. Wife says " If you behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends!!! " ----------------------------- Small boy wrote to Santa Clause " Please send me a Brother " Santa wrote back " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER " ------------------------------- What is the definition of a MIstress Someone between the Mister and Mattress. --------------------------------- Husband asks " do you know the meaning of WIFE?? " " Without Information Fighting Everytime " Wife replies , " No , It means , " With Idiot For Ever " ----------------------------------- Three Feelings: What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?? Stress is when Wife is pregnant Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when Both are pregnant. --------------------------------------- Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the US?? B'coz people started licking the wrong side . ---------------------------------------- Women asked Man travelling with six children, " Are all these kids yours? " No, I work for a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ----------------------------------------- Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives. 1st: How does urs look? 2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours? 1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs. ----------------------------------------- Mother to her teenaged daughter: I think the time is right for us to talk about sex Daughter (Excitedly): Sure, mom what do you want to know?? ------------------------------------------- Son asks Father the difference between confidence and confidential Father says.. You are my son, i am confident, Your friend is also my son That's Confidential ------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
Reeth |
May 20 2007, 01:22 AM
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One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "Makeout Point". Shining his flashlight in
the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting on the seat reading a magazine. " Excuse me , son " said the cop , " but how old are the two of you?" " I'm Eighteen sir and,( checking his watch another time)' In another 10 minutes she'll be eighteen too"... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it began to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A Condom, this way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them in any drugstore. The next day Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed looks at her strangely, after all over eighty years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The Pharmacist fainted........... The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
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