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Reeth |
Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM
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Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his friend.
He shoots his friend. Wife says " If you behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends!!! " ----------------------------- Small boy wrote to Santa Clause " Please send me a Brother " Santa wrote back " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER " ------------------------------- What is the definition of a MIstress Someone between the Mister and Mattress. --------------------------------- Husband asks " do you know the meaning of WIFE?? " " Without Information Fighting Everytime " Wife replies , " No , It means , " With Idiot For Ever " ----------------------------------- Three Feelings: What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?? Stress is when Wife is pregnant Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when Both are pregnant. --------------------------------------- Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the US?? B'coz people started licking the wrong side . ---------------------------------------- Women asked Man travelling with six children, " Are all these kids yours? " No, I work for a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ----------------------------------------- Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives. 1st: How does urs look? 2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours? 1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs. ----------------------------------------- Mother to her teenaged daughter: I think the time is right for us to talk about sex Daughter (Excitedly): Sure, mom what do you want to know?? ------------------------------------------- Son asks Father the difference between confidence and confidential Father says.. You are my son, i am confident, Your friend is also my son That's Confidential ------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
Reeth |
Mar 28 2007, 02:09 PM
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#77
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Where are you nimii???? Men's Logic A Man and his Wife were in the court for their divorce case.. The poblem was who gets the custody of the child... The Wife Jumped up and screamed " Your honour , I brought the child into this world after suffering all the pain and labor" "The child should be in my custody" The Judge turned to the husband and said" What do you have to say in your defense" The man sat for a while contemplating ........then slowly rose "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a Pepsi vending machine, and a can of Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it The Machine's or Mine?? The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
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