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Reeth	Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM Post #76
Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2154 Joined: 22-May 06 Member No.: 6151	Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his friend. He shoots his friend. Wife says " If you behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends!!! " ----------------------------- Small boy wrote to Santa Clause " Please send me a Brother " Santa wrote back " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER " ------------------------------- What is the definition of a MIstress Someone between the Mister and Mattress. --------------------------------- Husband asks " do you know the meaning of WIFE?? " " Without Information Fighting Everytime " Wife replies , " No , It means , " With Idiot For Ever " ----------------------------------- Three Feelings: What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?? Stress is when Wife is pregnant Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when Both are pregnant. --------------------------------------- Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the US?? B'coz people started licking the wrong side . ---------------------------------------- Women asked Man travelling with six children, " Are all these kids yours? " No, I work for a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ----------------------------------------- Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives. 1st: How does urs look? 2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours? 1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs. ----------------------------------------- Mother to her teenaged daughter: I think the time is right for us to talk about sex Daughter (Excitedly): Sure, mom what do you want to know?? ------------------------------------------- Son asks Father the difference between confidence and confidential Father says.. You are my son, i am confident, Your friend is also my son That's Confidential ------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James

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Reeth	Nov 27 2006, 05:29 PM Post #77
Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2154 Joined: 22-May 06 Member No.: 6151	A few Marriage quotes.......... " Marriage is a relationship in which.... one person is always right...... and...the other is a Husband.. ---------------------------------------------- Don't marry the person you want to live with.... Marry the one you caanot live without..... --------------------------------------------------- Says a wise Husband My Wife and I always compromise.... I admit i am wrong and she agrees with me!!! -------------------------------------------------- It does'nt matter ............how often A married man changes his job..... He still ends up with the same Boss( read Wife) -------------------------------------------------- They call our language the MOTHER TONGUE.. because the Father seldom gets to speak... --------------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James

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Reeth Smile A While.............jokes Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM

AzgarKhan Two men met, and both were looking for their mi... Sep 10 2006, 04:08 PM

bawlachintu Cool !! Sep 10 2006, 07:59 PM

parag_sankla Another definition for WIFE : Worries Invited For ... Sep 11 2006, 07:29 PM

sbiswas2005 Another full form.... Wonderful Instrument For En... Sep 11 2006, 09:53 PM

Nimii :o :lol: Reeth din pe din getting oooof too much :... Sep 11 2006, 10:08 PM

Reeth :blab: oo mi gwad nimii..........olle hudigiru hee... Sep 12 2006, 03:18 PM

Nimii houda maga :wink: Innu oontu bekaa :P ayyo devure... Sep 12 2006, 03:50 PM

kishoreda Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his fr... Sep 13 2006, 12:11 AM

Reeth Boss asks the secretary " Do you know what is... Nov 5 2006, 03:20 AM

Harjinder Boss asks the secretary " Do you know what i... Nov 6 2006, 03:44 AM

august :confused: :D :confused: Nov 6 2006, 07:17 AM

Reeth BAD LUCK A Woman's husband had been slipping... Nov 5 2006, 09:24 PM

Reeth A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which ... Nov 6 2006, 08:05 AM

Harjinder A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which... Nov 7 2006, 07:36 AM

YaarMere Just so that Im clear on this, you're not a bi... Nov 6 2006, 09:15 AM

Reeth Just so that Im clear on this, you're not a b... Nov 6 2006, 09:23 AM

YaarMere Just your average lascivious 1... am not in luck a... Nov 6 2006, 09:28 AM

Reeth Just your average lascivious 1... am not in luck ... Nov 6 2006, 09:35 AM

YaarMere Poor attempt at humour. 4get abt it. Nov 6 2006, 09:38 AM

Reeth B) No worry...... :D Nov 6 2006, 09:41 AM

YaarMere Still answer my Q tho... its 4 future reference, I... Nov 6 2006, 09:44 AM

Reeth Still answer my Q tho... its 4 future reference, ... Nov 6 2006, 10:03 AM

pinky Just so that Im clear on this, you're not a ... Nov 6 2006, 11:09 PM

YaarMere Still answer my Q tho... its 4 future reference,... Nov 7 2006, 05:33 AM

YaarMere [quote name='Reeth' post='302994' date='Nov 6 200... Nov 7 2006, 05:36 AM

Reeth [quote name='Reeth' post='302994' date='Nov 6 200... Nov 7 2006, 08:44 AM

Reeth [quote name='YaarMere' post='303012' date='Nov 6... Nov 7 2006, 08:45 AM

Reeth A Sardar received an invitation, to a party whic... Nov 7 2006, 08:47 AM

Reeth A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to enquire ... Nov 14 2006, 01:14 AM

Reeth A few Marriage quotes.......... :D " Marria... Nov 27 2006, 05:29 PM

parag_sankla A few Marriage quotes.......... :D " Marri... Nov 28 2006, 07:24 AM

Reeth thanks parag.... I CAN"T LOOK THAT OLD......... Nov 29 2006, 07:29 PM

Reeth A priest had lost his Cock ( Male hen) and did... Dec 8 2006, 03:01 AM

Reeth A young couple got married , and in their family ,... Dec 20 2006, 03:58 PM

NATURE " But then when i have a baby," respond... Dec 20 2006, 11:39 PM

Reeth [quote name='Reeth' post='319903' date='Dec 20 20... Dec 21 2006, 10:59 AM

Reeth Trouble Sleeping :D The woman seated herself in... Jan 22 2007, 03:24 PM

Nimii :lol: Jan 22 2007, 03:32 PM

Reeth :lol: Where are you nimii???? :sad: Men... Mar 28 2007, 02:09 PM

Reeth One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up ... May 20 2007, 01:22 AM

NATURE Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fit... May 31 2007, 04:33 PM

Reeth Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fi... Jun 1 2007, 06:19 PM

YaarMere 4 fornication sake Reeth!!! Jun 1 2007, 06:22 PM

Reeth 4 fornication sake Reeth!!! :D :D... Jun 1 2007, 06:57 PM

NATURE The story is told by someone, so the joke is his. ... Jun 22 2007, 03:15 PM

Reeth The story is told by someone, so the joke is his.... Jun 22 2007, 03:40 PM

Reeth Sunday School Little Mary was not the best s... Jun 26 2007, 12:43 PM

Reeth LAW OF THE JUNGLE Two guys were hiking through th... Jun 28 2007, 04:55 PM

noorie :D Both are good! Especially the second one.... Jun 28 2007, 05:41 PM

Reeth :D Both are good! Especially the[i] second ... Aug 12 2007, 09:06 PM

Reeth Expandable human organ The male teacher in ... Aug 12 2007, 09:39 PM

myawan OMG :lol: Aug 13 2007, 03:20 AM

Reeth OMG :lol: :D How To Frustrate Your Doctor... Sep 1 2007, 04:12 PM

simplefable Reeth ji..that is one riot of laughter.. :D My ... Sep 1 2007, 05:35 PM

Reeth [b]Reeth ji..that is one riot of laughter.. :D ... Sep 3 2007, 03:53 PM

simplefable there is this *****...( should i call black? ) los... Sep 4 2007, 07:55 AM

Reeth there is this *****...( should i call black? ) lo... Sep 5 2007, 02:02 AM

Reeth ******** jokes.... :D Prince Charles & **... Sep 12 2007, 03:07 PM

NATURE bahut khub reeth bhaiyaa. :clap1: ye ** kiskaa k... Sep 12 2007, 03:32 PM

Reeth bahut khub reeth bhaiyaa. :clap1: ye ** kiskaa ... Sep 12 2007, 03:37 PM

noorie Reeth, still no prizes 4 guessing who's being ... Sep 13 2007, 07:05 PM

Reeth Reeth, still no prizes 4 guessing who's being... Sep 14 2007, 04:33 PM

Reeth Inventions Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven... Nov 30 2007, 11:37 AM

Reeth An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves shari... Apr 8 2008, 03:35 PM

noorie :o A group of psychiatrists were attending a c... Apr 8 2008, 11:51 PM

noorie Reeth, do you think that some of these new jokes p... Apr 9 2008, 04:14 PM

Reeth :o A group of psychiatrists were attending a ... Apr 10 2008, 03:54 PM

noorie What do you think???? :P :P :P Oh, I am sur... Apr 10 2008, 04:32 PM

simplefable Oh, I am sure there’s enough in there for a fe... Apr 10 2008, 04:50 PM

noorie [quote name='noorie' post='485120' date='Apr 10 2... Apr 10 2008, 10:54 PM

simplefable Noorie..They are fabulous. Enjoyed them a lot... :... Apr 10 2008, 04:47 PM

simplefable A thought provoking quote ..." “God didn... Apr 10 2008, 11:27 PM

noorie A thought provoking quote ..." “God didn... Apr 10 2008, 11:46 PM

simplefable :smile: Noorie..what i meant was God did show the ... Apr 11 2008, 08:57 AM

noorie :smile: Noorie..what i meant was God did show th... Apr 11 2008, 04:30 PM

simplefable This [i]˜naqaab� thing that you mentioned I f... Apr 11 2008, 08:42 PM

noorie Zindagi kitni khoobsurat hain....Aaayiyein aap k... Apr 11 2008, 10:10 PM

noorie May I make a formal request to everyone here. Ple... Apr 11 2008, 10:14 PM

simplefable Now..as i trampled all over Reeth's thread...i... Apr 11 2008, 11:14 PM

Reeth May I make a formal request to everyone here. Pl... Apr 12 2008, 12:00 PM

noorie [b][color=#336666]-Noorie- Apr 17 2008, 12:48 AM

simplefable :lol: :lol: :lol: From the notice in a hotel r... Apr 17 2008, 01:09 PM

parag_sankla Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?... Aug 5 2008, 04:05 AM

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