Smile A While.............jokes |
Smile A While.............jokes |
Reeth |
Sep 10 2006, 03:41 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2154 Joined: 22-May 06 Member No.: 6151 |
Man comes home, finds his wife in bed with his friend.
He shoots his friend. Wife says " If you behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends!!! " ----------------------------- Small boy wrote to Santa Clause " Please send me a Brother " Santa wrote back " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER " ------------------------------- What is the definition of a MIstress Someone between the Mister and Mattress. --------------------------------- Husband asks " do you know the meaning of WIFE?? " " Without Information Fighting Everytime " Wife replies , " No , It means , " With Idiot For Ever " ----------------------------------- Three Feelings: What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?? Stress is when Wife is pregnant Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when Both are pregnant. --------------------------------------- Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the US?? B'coz people started licking the wrong side . ---------------------------------------- Women asked Man travelling with six children, " Are all these kids yours? " No, I work for a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ----------------------------------------- Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives. 1st: How does urs look? 2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours? 1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs. ----------------------------------------- Mother to her teenaged daughter: I think the time is right for us to talk about sex Daughter (Excitedly): Sure, mom what do you want to know?? ------------------------------------------- Son asks Father the difference between confidence and confidential Father says.. You are my son, i am confident, Your friend is also my son That's Confidential ------------------------------------------- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
Reeth |
Nov 6 2006, 08:05 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2154 Joined: 22-May 06 Member No.: 6151 |
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said " Black Tie Only"... When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!.......... Dear Miss? Reeth Referring to Black Tie joke, would it not be approprate to make these jokes ethnically and religiously neutral? You could have used a person from any community for this joke. Why make it only for a Sardar?I know all around the world people pick on minorities. Have you read somewhere on this site ( a while back)what Indians are called in the Caribbean? Please refrain from picking on minorities. Politicians are already doing a good job of that. Remember 1947 in South Asia! And later a few other years that are colored in red!Harjinder .................................................................... Dear Miss?? Harjinder???? Cool down man............it is just a joke.................don't go looking for issues where there are none............. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
Harjinder |
Nov 7 2006, 07:36 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2884 Joined: 1-July 06 From: Illinois U.S.A Member No.: 6686 |
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said " Black Tie Only"... When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!.......... Dear Miss? Reeth Referring to Black Tie joke, would it not be approprate to make these jokes ethnically and religiously neutral? You could have used a person from any community for this joke. Why make it only for a Sardar?I know all around the world people pick on minorities. Have you read somewhere on this site ( a while back)what Indians are called in the Caribbean? Please refrain from picking on minorities. Politicians are already doing a good job of that. Remember 1947 in South Asia! And later a few other years that are colored in red!Harjinder .................................................................... Dear Miss?? Harjinder???? Cool down man............it is just a joke.................don't go looking for issues where there are none............. Hi It is Mr (not miss!). Live like a minority for a while where people can be butchered for being what they are. Jokes can be ethnically neutral. Why pick on a minority that has been devastated twice in the last 50 years or so ? I can enjoy a joke but not when an entire community is made butt of it for no special reason.Harjinder |
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