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V i V e K ...
-------------------------------------------- Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. -- Will Durant |
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Suddenly, there is a puff of white smoke... and the Magisssian appphears!!! (please use the correct tones) You are right!! The moonlings will have a different time altogether... the girls will have karva chauth - and they will look at the earth through the chhalni ![]() Songs will have dharti-mama and chanda-ma instead of dharti-maa and chanda-mama... heroes will tell heroines that they look as beautiful as the earth on a full-earth day.. chanda aur chandni will be replaced with 'earth and satellites'... moonlings will aspire to build rockets to go to the earth... Americans will try to be the first to land on earth... Shankar will have earth in his jataa.... lovers will bask in the soft blue earthlight... Rishi Kapoor will sing 'dharti mera dil, space-station ho tum, dharti se bhi door, space-station kahaan' ![]() ...and a lot more things will happen ![]() LOL ![]() ![]() Nimii, tum bhi na ![]() Of course men do things for their wives!!! they stand on the other side of the chhalni so that the wives can see them ![]() (It doesn't matter whose wife sees whose husband ![]() ![]() Then, they are supposed to be the earthly incarnations of the supreme being - jussssst for their wives! Haven't you heard of 'pati-parmeshwar? Have you ever heard of bhai-parmeshwar, or pita-parmeshwar or beta-parmeshwar, or dost-parmeshwar? ![]() Plus, they give the women a spiritual insight into future lives!! Aise-hi nahi women want the same husbands for the next SEVEN lives!!! (This is called advance-booking. The process is still a little rural-ised, hence women still go and tie threads around banyan trees. When e-booking arrives, they'll open different threads on the net ![]() Vivek ki fatkaar lagtey hi Mandrake ki hansi kho jaati hai.... ![]() Like it happens in all other threads, M gathers up his depressed cape, picks up his quashed hat, and slowly shuffles to the top of the page. With a heavy heart he presses the 'view new Posts' button with his left foot, and exits the thread forever.... The background score changes to 'Who will call me a friend..." ![]() LOL ![]() The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
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