Gandhi Ji And Risk, I never take risk! |
Gandhi Ji And Risk, I never take risk! |
AzgarKhan |
May 2 2011, 03:24 PM
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I never take risk while drinking.
. . . When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Gandhiji is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Bcoz I never take a risk . . . I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Gandhjis giving a smile . . . I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Bcoz I never take a risk . . . I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her. . . . I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one peg! . . . Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard But still no one is aware of what I did Bcoz I never take a risk . . . I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh... . . . I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard But the cupboard's place has automatically changed I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink. . . . Gandhiji laughs loudly I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash photo & keep it in the black cupboard . . . . Wife is keeping the sink on the stove But still no one is aware of what I did Bcoz I never take a risk . . . I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I willcut your tongue...! Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly... . . . I take out the bottle from the potatoes Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg Wash the sink and keep it over the rack Wife is giving a smile . . . Gandhiji is still cooking But still no one is aware of what I did Bcoz I never take a risk . . . I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse! Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face... . . . I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack Stove is also on the rack There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside . . . . I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink But none of the horses are aware of what I did Bcoz Gandhiji never takes a risk . . . . Chopra is still cooking And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what? I never take a potato I think... _______________________________________________________________________________
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